Topic: Confucius Says:
TxsGal3333's photo
Thu 09/24/09 03:32 PM
Edited by TxsGal3333 on Thu 09/24/09 03:33 PM
Confucius Says:

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Man who run in

Front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.

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Man with one

Chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch butt

Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many

Prunes get good run for money.

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War does not

Determine who is right, war determine who is

Left.

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Wife who put

Husband in doghouse soon find him in

Cathouse.

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Man who drive like

Hell, bound to get there.

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Man who live in

Glass house should change clothes in

Basement.

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Man who fish in

Other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget.

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msdestinbooty's photo
Thu 09/24/09 03:34 PM
hehe

anthsm22's photo
Thu 09/24/09 03:35 PM
man who stand on toilet be high on pot



man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day



FindMe1113's photo
Thu 09/24/09 03:36 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

writer_gurl's photo
Thu 09/24/09 03:38 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
That's cute

no photo
Thu 09/24/09 03:38 PM
... :laughing: ... rofl ... TY ... I needed that ... !!! ... :heart: flowerforyou :heart:

newarkjw's photo
Thu 09/24/09 03:39 PM
Lady who flys airplane upside down have crack up.......smokin

misswright's photo
Thu 09/24/09 03:41 PM

... :laughing: ... rofl ... TY ... I needed that ... !!! ... :heart: flowerforyou :heart:


You and me both!

Thanks TxsGal.flowerforyou

willing2's photo
Thu 09/24/09 03:48 PM
Spot on the Wall
By, Whoflungcum ill

TxsGal3333's photo
Thu 09/24/09 05:58 PM
Glad ya'll enjoyed it you know we all need something that makes us smile each day.bigsmile

CatsLoveMe's photo
Thu 09/24/09 06:02 PM
Confucius say, "Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone."


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl