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Edited by
Quietman_2009
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Sun 09/20/09 10:48 PM
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my ex wife used to be a makeup hound. she was always browsing and hanging around the makeup counters in Macy's and Dillards and such
and of course I would have to hang around and wait and get bored and impatient. Alaways a bad combo for me so we were in this Macy's once in the mall and she was looking over some kind of new makeup. I was getting really bored and impatient. so I dipped my thumb in a bit of green eyeshadow stuff and said, "Oh here, you have a smudge" and wiped a streak of green across her forehead. A few second later I got some blue and pinched her cheek and "said you look so good I just have to pinch you" a few seconds later I was able to smear some lipstick across her nose. she never caught on. After about ten minutes she look like a Indian war chief on acid so we left the store, I kept talking so she wouldnt notice the looks people were giving her after a while I said "Oh there was something in Macy's I wanted to get my mom" so we started back. But I walked really fast. and she had to walk fast to keep up. Then I started running and she was running behind me wondering what was going on I was too busy giggling at the thought of all the people in the mall seeing me being chased by this crazy woman in war paint I got to the makeup counter seconds before her and yelled at the lady "Oh my God! You have to help my wife with her makeup!" and just then she came running up to the counter |
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 hahhahaaaaaaaaa your a bad bad boy!!!!
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my ex wife used to be a makeup hound. she was always browsing and hanging around the makeup counters in Macy's and Dillards and such and of course I would have to hang around and wait and get bored and impatient. Alaways a bad combo for me so we were in this Macy's once in the mall and she was looking over some kind of new makeup. I was getting really bored and impatient. so I dipped my thumb in a bit of green eyeshadow stuff and said, "Oh here, you have a smudge" and wiped a streak of green across her forehead. A few second later I got some blue and pinched her cheek and "said you look so good I just have to pinch you" a few seconds later I was able to smear some lipstick across her nose. she never caught on. After about ten minutes she look like a Indian war chief on acid so we left the store, I kept talking so she wouldnt notice the looks people were giving her after a while I said "Oh there was something in Macy's I wanted to get my mom" so we started back. But I walked really fast. and she had to walk fast to keep up. Then I started running and she was running behind me wondering what was going on I was too busy giggling at the thought of all the people in the mall seeing me being chased by this crazy woman in war paint I got to the makeup counter seconds before her and yelled at the lady "Oh my God! You have to help my wife with her makeup!" and just then she came running up to the counter  wow too funny! I dont like makeup
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that's hilarious!!!!
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Have you and Jon been hanging out lately??? |
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Would I ever do that??????
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Would I ever do that?????? YES!!!!! You have tried it!!!! |
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Never ever take a man with you to the make-up counter!!!
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especally not one that gets creative whe he is bored and imatient
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you should see me with all those perfume sampler sprayers
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I never understood women who want go shopping with a man at all, let alone for makeup. But to each his own...
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I never understood women who want go shopping with a man at all, let alone for makeup. But to each his own... I think there is a pretty easy answer to that. |
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Edited by
Calleigh12
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Mon 09/21/09 12:06 AM
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I never understood women who want go shopping with a man at all, let alone for makeup. But to each his own... I think there is a pretty easy answer to that. Perhaps. I guess if I really cared I'd ask what it is. But I don't. 
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Your sooooooooooooo bad shshshsh would never go shopping with you
 But then I don't go to those places to get makeup heck just get mine at the drugstore......
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thats fantastic LMAO
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LMFAO! What a beast!
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Great story, love it! Thanks for starting my day with a laugh!! And for leaving out the part about how she almost killed you!!!
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