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Topic: You've Just Been Spanked...
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/20/09 04:27 PM
He slipped your honor. Accidents happen.

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Sun 09/20/09 04:28 PM
So, how do you handle it when someone corrects or criticizes you? Do you accept it gracefully, ignore it, or fight about it? Throw rocks at em, pee on their car, put a burning bag of **** on their front porch, and other graceful ways of telling em to bugger off. Sooo..."graceful" would mean extending your pinky while doing those things? No, it would mean I wear my ballet shoes while I'm doing it. I can loan you one of my tu-tus.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21485	Sun 09/20/09 04:31 PM
That would be tu graceful.

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sun 09/20/09 04:36 PM
Tu, tu graceful?

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21485	Sun 09/20/09 04:38 PM
Tu tu graceful for words.

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sun 09/20/09 04:41 PM
But I can still dream about it, right?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/20/09 04:42 PM
Yeah it depends on the situation. I'm a humorous bastard. Out fishing with a freind out in a boat. All day long he criticized my casting techniques. And after one or twelve beers it got annoying. When my patience ended and my last nerve melted and he was still lecturing me on fishing casting technique- I reached into my tackle box and pulled out a stick of dynamite duct taped to a GM head bolt, lit the fuse off my cigarette and handed it to him. He said "What's this? Fireworks"? I said "No, its dynamite"! He screamed "Holy s* you crazy f*er"! And threw it in the water cursing and screaming. It sank with the weight of the GM headbolt and BOOM!! 5 or 6 fish floated to the top. As I pulled a few out and into the boat I looked at him and said "That's a really nice casting dynamite technique you got there. You should teach others your technique"!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/20/09 04:45 PM
Needless to say johnny milktoast won't go fishing with me anymore. Nor does he critique anything. He just kinda stares at me in terror.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21485	Sun 09/20/09 04:46 PM
But I can still dream about it, right? Or you can watch the video.

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sun 09/20/09 04:47 PM Edited by Phuque on Sun 09/20/09 04:47 PM
Holy crap! I'd hate to see what you'd pull out if they critiqued your lovemaking skills... Oops! For Kyle...

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/20/09 04:51 PM
Holy crap! I'd hate to see what you'd pull out if they critiqued your lovemaking skills... Oops! For Kyle... ....I pull out and put it in the wrong hole. That usually solves it. Or call her another girls name and HANG ON!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/20/09 04:59 PM
Nah, I'm good at accepting constructive criticism. Even learned a few things. Still doesn't mean I'm going to color inside the lines. Its those people that have absolutely no freaking clue what the hell they're talking about that snip in advice constantly that crack me up. Those THINK they know it alls.

IntelligentDesigner Joined Thu 07/16/09 Posts: 281	Sun 09/20/09 08:11 PM
Depends... Who's doing the criticising? What exactly are they criticising? Do they have the proper experience or expertise to be criticising this? Is their crtiticism constructive? Or just being malicious? Depends on lots of things as to how I respond. Sometimes it's taken well and effectively. Sometimes ignored. And sometimes treated with hostility.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 09/20/09 08:12 PM
So, how do you handle it when someone corrects or criticizes you? Do you accept it gracefully, ignore it, or fight about it? I stab them repeatedly with my eyes!!!

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Sun 09/20/09 08:16 PM
I thank them..... if they are correct. I thank them....... if they are so far removed from reality that they couldn't find a fart in a public toilet. And continue doing as I was doing....