Topic: Why do women..
motowndowntown's photo
Fri 09/18/09 06:47 PM


Maybe it's because of those nude photos you include with your e-mails.



Possibly. Thanks for letting me use them, was very 'big' of you.




I would say I did you a HUGE favor.

no photo
Fri 09/18/09 06:47 PM





Always respond to my emails? I wanna be ignored like all those other men.



Become a brilliant writer and publish a couple of books. I guarantee you'll be ignored then!



I am secretly a brilliant writer. So i could let the secret out of the bag i guess. Then maybe i should lie about publishing some books too...would that work? Or do they need proof of my books and brilliance?



I actually wrote the books and proved my brilliance just on the off-chance someone might actually check up on me. Trying to cover all the bases, that sort of thing.

But writing a whole book is hard, so my next one will just be drawings of ducks wearing different kinds of hats.


Now you know i will buy a copy!




There is nothing more dear to a writer than a faithful reader. Except maybe Billie Piper.


no photo
Fri 09/18/09 06:48 PM
hey dan

did i tell you that you were my hero?

justme659's photo
Fri 09/18/09 06:49 PM
Edited by justme659 on Fri 09/18/09 06:49 PM

Always respond to my emails? I wanna be ignored like all those other men.



Then quit e-mailing them!!!!slaphead

Holly4459's photo
Fri 09/18/09 06:50 PM

Always respond to my emails? I wanna be ignored like all those other men.
-
Because -they keep mistaking you for Hugh Grant Dan!happy

Dan99's photo
Fri 09/18/09 06:50 PM

hey dan

did i tell you that you were my hero?


Were?

Bastard.

Dan99's photo
Fri 09/18/09 06:51 PM


Always respond to my emails? I wanna be ignored like all those other men.



Then quit e-mailing them!!!!slaphead


Doesnt work. Now i get about 300 emails a week responding to mails i never even wrote.


no photo
Fri 09/18/09 06:51 PM


hey dan

did i tell you that you were my hero?


Were?

Bastard.


my new hero is that girl on page 1


she didnt respond to my email eitherlaugh

Dan99's photo
Fri 09/18/09 06:52 PM


Always respond to my emails? I wanna be ignored like all those other men.
-
Because -they keep mistaking you for Hugh Grant Dan!happy


I should really stop letting these black prostitutes into my car

Dan99's photo
Fri 09/18/09 06:54 PM



hey dan

did i tell you that you were my hero?


Were?

Bastard.


my new hero is that girl on page 1


she didnt respond to my email eitherlaugh


I cant say that i tried. I imagine she is now thinking about mailing me first instead. Then i will ignore her of course!

writer_gurl's photo
Fri 09/18/09 06:57 PM


Always respond to my emails? I wanna be ignored like all those other men.



Become a brilliant writer and publish a couple of books. I guarantee you'll be ignored then!



One more book for me...Yay!!

no photo
Fri 09/18/09 06:59 PM



Always respond to my emails? I wanna be ignored like all those other men.



Become a brilliant writer and publish a couple of books. I guarantee you'll be ignored then!



One more book for me...Yay!!


Wait, I don't know if it works that way if the writer is a woman. Your mileage may vary.


no photo
Fri 09/18/09 07:01 PM




hey dan

did i tell you that you were my hero?


Were?

Bastard.


my new hero is that girl on page 1


she didnt respond to my email eitherlaugh


I cant say that i tried. I imagine she is now thinking about mailing me first instead. Then i will ignore her of course!



honestly

i give you more credit than to have "tried" to email her after she said that....

i guess the operative word was "either", forgive me for placing you in the desperate category of a suvol lol

Winx's photo
Fri 09/18/09 07:04 PM



because you're a nice guy


i fkn well aint.

stupid cow.


you are a really nice guy


Quit being so mean to him.laugh

writer_gurl's photo
Fri 09/18/09 07:13 PM




Always respond to my emails? I wanna be ignored like all those other men.



Become a brilliant writer and publish a couple of books. I guarantee you'll be ignored then!



One more book for me...Yay!!


Wait, I don't know if it works that way if the writer is a woman. Your mileage may vary.



Awwww, Damn!! Those blasted smothering peoplegrumble

laugh laugh laugh

JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 09/18/09 07:47 PM



Always respond to my emails? I wanna be ignored like all those other men.



Become a brilliant writer and publish a couple of books. I guarantee you'll be ignored then!



I am secretly a brilliant writer. So i could let the secret out of the bag i guess. Then maybe i should lie about publishing some books too...would that work? Or do they need proof of my books and brilliance?



Limericks don't count as " brilliant " writing, Dan. LOL

Dan99's photo
Fri 09/18/09 08:01 PM




Always respond to my emails? I wanna be ignored like all those other men.



Become a brilliant writer and publish a couple of books. I guarantee you'll be ignored then!



I am secretly a brilliant writer. So i could let the secret out of the bag i guess. Then maybe i should lie about publishing some books too...would that work? Or do they need proof of my books and brilliance?



Limericks don't count as " brilliant " writing, Dan. LOL


There was a man called Jag
Who was just a girl in drag...

JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 09/18/09 08:03 PM





Always respond to my emails? I wanna be ignored like all those other men.



Become a brilliant writer and publish a couple of books. I guarantee you'll be ignored then!



I am secretly a brilliant writer. So i could let the secret out of the bag i guess. Then maybe i should lie about publishing some books too...would that work? Or do they need proof of my books and brilliance?



Limericks don't count as " brilliant " writing, Dan. LOL


There was a man called Jag
Who was just a girl in drag...


Totally not brilliant ya silly twit. LOL

Quietman_2009's photo
Fri 09/18/09 08:04 PM
*I* am the man from Nantucket

Dan99's photo
Fri 09/18/09 08:05 PM
At his most meanest
he would show girls his penis..




Its work in progress. It will be brilliant when its finished!