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Topic: So like, hey... where is the thread for...
wux's photo
Thu 09/17/09 07:13 PM
Edited by wux on Thu 09/17/09 07:15 PM

I am thinking Sperm Bank in the next year or two...


Well, if you must, you have to. But I tell you, Jews own most of the sperm banking industry. They exploit the masses by first extracting (euphemism) the sperm out of them, then they control the whole world's population (as nobody has time to love any more, it seems, so everyone needs sperm banks), and bang, (literally not) there is your good ole' Jewish hegemony hat trick.

The problem will start when the sub-prime will be introduced in the sperm-bank industry, that is, sub-primates will be allowed to make deposits and withdrawals.


Then when the interest rates finally level out (ie. fewer and fewer people will be interested in reproduction, they will all want the originals, not reproductions) then the Children of Israel will go from house to house selling Israel bonds.

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(Gad I miss jDate.) (Are you now, or have you ever been, Miss jDate?)

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Thu 09/17/09 07:22 PM
Miss jDate?

Is that a person or a webite?

wux's photo
Thu 09/17/09 07:27 PM

Miss jDate?

Is that a person or a webite?


I am not allowed to tell on the public waves, and I probly can't write to you because from your picture I would guess I could be your grandfather. (This site does not condone insestuous relationships.) If you write to me (and I dare you to) then I can explain in a reply mail.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Thu 09/17/09 07:30 PM


Miss jDate?

Is that a person or a webite?


I am not allowed to tell on the public waves, and I probly can't write to you because from your picture I would guess I could be your grandfather. (This site does not condone insestuous relationships.) If you write to me (and I dare you to) then I can explain in a reply mail.


Now there's a novel approach...lmao

writer_gurl's photo
Thu 09/17/09 07:43 PM
I have no idea why they aren't sending you any messages because you are gorgeous...(in a sooo non lesbian way)lol

I have had that happen before tooohwell



About your cat maybe you should get an air freshener for your catbigsmile

no photo
Thu 09/17/09 07:45 PM

it can mean several different things to several different people.

like, you got ripped off in a store.

or, he's convienently too busy for you.

or someone is conning you...

several different meanings for one word.

kinda like aloha or shalom...


So sad that ppl have to be that way. How important is the guy's religion to you?

no photo
Thu 09/17/09 07:57 PM

well, I had read his profile and he was in my mutual match and I thought he was cute and intriguing.

So I sent him a message and said, "I hope me being a Jew doesn't offend you, but I would like to get to know you." I also said a few other things, like thanking him for being patriotic and working hard as a state trooper and making sure naughty people who speed on the highways (like me) get caught (like I did) and throughly punished to the full extent of the law (cost me a bunch).

I guess when his profile said he was a die-hard Christian looking to find a wife just like him meant that he didn't want one of the "chosen people" to be that particular lady.

damn.


I mean, how much closer to heaven can you get than awesome sex with a Jewess? lol


j/k!



Ignore the SPECIAL people

Being a woman of color I deal with rejection and , yes sometimes hatred. But if someone doesn't know me and dislikes me for what is on the outside or my beliefs, then it's there loss.

Hold your head hide, and move on!

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Thu 09/17/09 08:47 PM
Ignore the SPECIAL people

Being a woman of color I deal with rejection and , yes sometimes hatred. But if someone doesn't know me and dislikes me for what is on the outside or my beliefs, then it's there loss.

Hold your head hide, and move on!



But what it I am one of the SPECIAL people?? I mean, I have been told I make a great short bus riding window licker!

Well, here's to your happiness and eventually mine... drinks

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Thu 09/17/09 08:51 PM
So sad that ppl have to be that way. How important is the guy's religion to you?


see? that's the thing. He is die-hard Christian and I pretty much made the first move. Which shows religion is not that important to me if there is love, ya know?

I don't mind if my partner is not Jewish. makes no difference. As long as he loves me.

no photo
Thu 09/17/09 09:13 PM

Ignore the SPECIAL people

Being a woman of color I deal with rejection and , yes sometimes hatred. But if someone doesn't know me and dislikes me for what is on the outside or my beliefs, then it's there loss.

Hold your head hide, and move on!



But what it I am one of the SPECIAL people?? I mean, I have been told I make a great short bus riding window licker!

Well, here's to your happiness and eventually mine... drinks


the people I mean live in a world of fear and ignorance. I don't believe that's you. I've read a lot of your posts and comments. You have a good heart and genuinely care about people.

The joy of being in a loving relationship will come, when the time is right.

no photo
Thu 09/17/09 09:16 PM


well, I had read his profile and he was in my mutual match and I thought he was cute and intriguing.

So I sent him a message and said, "I hope me being a Jew doesn't offend you, but I would like to get to know you." I also said a few other things, like thanking him for being patriotic and working hard as a state trooper and making sure naughty people who speed on the highways (like me) get caught (like I did) and throughly punished to the full extent of the law (cost me a bunch).

I guess when his profile said he was a die-hard Christian looking to find a wife just like him meant that he didn't want one of the "chosen people" to be that particular lady.

damn.


I mean, how much closer to heaven can you get than awesome sex with a Jewess? lol


j/k!



Ignore the SPECIAL people

Being a woman of color I deal with rejection and , yes sometimes hatred. But if someone doesn't know me and dislikes me for what is on the outside or my beliefs, then it's there loss.

Hold your head hide, and move on!


drinker

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Thu 09/17/09 09:20 PM
I don't usually write to guys, but every so often I used to find one or two I thought were interesting so I'd email them. Sometimes they wrote back, sometimes they didn't. It's no big deal though, because I've done the same thing; if a guy emails me and I'm not interested in him for any reason- friendship or anything else- I just don't answer. It happens, but it shouldn't be taken personally, it doesn't mean you're a bad person or "not good enough." They're just not interested.flowerforyou

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 09/17/09 09:31 PM
I'm falling in love with your farting cat. MeeeeeooowwwPpppppffffttttt!!!

Goofball73's photo
Thu 09/17/09 10:09 PM
Farting cats are soooo awesome.

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