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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 58 | |
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your cat is a slut!!!!
  There are reasons why I have male cats..... 
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Ughhhhhhhh day 4......I have so much to do on my days off. I got to pack for cali, do my hair, buy some nails, get a new battery and mail your present and anddddddddd EVERYONE WILL BE CALLING ME TO GO SOMEWHERE.....its like they stalk me or something!
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I gotta go to the bus stop an pick up kiddo , have a good day eh
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I gotta go to the bus stop an pick up kiddo , have a good day eh 
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take the d batteries out of bob and use those
you look sad! Gypsy youll be have to know i took the nerdy step and gave him my msn address so ha!   |
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 Dear Diary, I just moved back to Kentucky from Maine and it is good to be home
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awwwwwwwwww seven lil baby kittens all snug in a new clean box with a new clean towel snuggling up with their momma awwwwwwwwwww cuteness
 
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awwwwwwwwww seven lil baby kittens all snug in a new clean box with a new clean towel snuggling up with their momma awwwwwwwwwww cuteness awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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I can haz pictures of kittehs?
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Dear diary, my dad is cracking me up. He's in the hospital with pneumonia. And he's not happy about it. I stayed with him till they booted me out last night. I told him if he needs anything just call me. He called this morning. Said the hospital food is s**t. Told me to run down to the park and grab a couple of chili dogs and a beer and sneak em into him in the hospital. So I'm on covert operation "chili dog". Wish me luck. Dangerous mission. Quit laughing. The communist terrorists I faced in combat are no match against obnoxious overweight day nurses! I must be stealth! Mission first! No man left behind! Whoo ha!
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Quit laughing. Its a dangerous mission. I'm already injured in the line of duty on this mission! I cut myself shaving! MEDIC! MAN DOWN!
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I'm going to have to call for reinforcements! I'm calling hungover freinds brigade still drunk charlie. They will distract the day nurses by laying down bullsheet coverfire while I repel off the roof of the hospital and into the window with lunch.
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Oh no! Headnurse beulah bigbottom and gaynurse barry bedpan are blocking the doors. I'm calling in for an airstrike!
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This is tougher than I anticipated. Think man think! Grabs microphone off wall. Clears throat. "Elderly colostomy bag explosion emergency in room 522. I repeat- elderly colostomy bag explosion emergency in room 522".
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I had my friends sneak me in a dairy queen cheeseburger and fries when I was in the hospital....
 I was supposed to be on a no salt diet. I was STARVING!!!
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If he still can crave food with pneumonia.....I think he will be ok. Ive had it twice and I couldnt eat anything.
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what the hell???? Biker are you shaving your moustache???
 Hot date at the hospital???
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