What is the funnest lie you ever told??

ME and some buddies were at Buffalo Wild Wings and were screwing with the waitress and told her we played football for the florida gators and set up a fake call to my cell and I acted like it was Tim Tebow telling me that Irvin Myer (the coach) wanted to see me as soon as i returned to florida cuz i was seen passed out on campus over night after a party..

this is my favorite

do this


say to your friend

"it was weird I had a dream last night that I was a dog. I've been having this dream over and over. I'm out in the field and I see a human and he raises a gun and shoots me right in the neck"

"I think I must have been a dog in a previous life or something."

"and feel this, there is a lump right here in my neck where I think I was shot"


and when they feel your neck go RAAWWWWWWWWR!!!!

and watch em jump out of their skin

it works every time

I don't lie

Unfortunately

I stole co-worker teddy bear off her desk and photo copy with a tie around it neck with a ransom note ...I hid it for week each day sent new ransom note ...and would look at her a say how sad for your teddy... Told I had no clue who would do something like that It was ME~!

Now that is just plain diabolical & evil, Boobie!

I know but I love it !!! she was nasty piece of work any how LOLLO

WAIT!!!! I got one!

It wasn't A lie I just didn't take the blame LOL

We were at a party once and my best friend was next to me just chillin looking around.A gal then walk right by us and I spanked her real quick then turn and acting normal like I never did anything. The gal turned around and smacked the hell out of my friend

I got a good boy reputation so she never suspected me

Yes I was a pretty evil kid

i told a guy on here he was a forgien from somewhere and i told him i professional singer and he actually belive it...

i cant even sing tune...

I really don't care enough about anything to lie about it.

I once convinced a friend that the designers of the Sears Tower in Chicago had included a force field to prevent anyone trying to commit suicide by jumping off the top of the building.

I have also convinced people that Michael Landon and Jenny Craig are the same person, and I'm not entirely sure they aren't/weren't.

A couple of Teachers and i Stole another teachers favorite stool out of there room befor spring vacation. And left pics of random sitting stools around the halls and class rooms. It went on for weeks after that! Later we had a party and ordered subs and we had one of his fellow male staf friends show up with the stool and sit right next to him on it. It took forever for him to notice but when he did he went crazy! i was the funniest thing, and u should have beed there! *snicker* over a f*cking stool! Wow...

Not funny... but one of the only lies I can remember saying:

One of my customers called up. She wanted a discount on her food. I told her I could only give her fifty cents off because I didn't want to get in trouble with the boss for giving a random discount without a coupon... but....

I am the boss.

I told my co-workers that I was Paris Hilton's dad's long-lost bastard child. They believed me. They weren't very bright.

I once told a guy at a bar I was gay so he would leave me alone

Then I grabbed my freind and kissed her

She was mortified!! But she forgave me!!

lair

Use lair in a Sentence

–noun 1. a den or resting place of a wild animal: The cougar retired to its lair.
2. a secluded or hidden place, esp. a secret retreat or base of operations; a hideout or hideaway: a pirate's lair.
3. British. a place in which to lie or rest; a bed.

That usually makes them want you more.

Alis dyslexic and you're the only that notice