Force of habit. That kinda stuff just jumps off the page at me.

I went to a death metal show with like 5 bands by myself of all things once.

I hung out, and enjoyed the bands.

Then after men were hitting on me, and i wasnt interested, so I put on this British accent. I had honed this sport pretty well considering I was married at one time to a Englishman, and knew all of the lingo, and phrases.


After some of the bands played I liked.. and much <<admiration from the men around me

as I was walking about chatting with the locals, I came apon the bands sitting there talking that had already played.

In usual (noone should ever lie style) I had to continue the accent, in speaking to the guys, as I had been here and there, and everywhere being approached by these guys who were all over me, and also being that it was my only entertainment putting on this accent, as I knew I never wanted to see any of them again.

So, here I was with these guys, and just as I was walking around that night random men kept buying me drinks.. which only made me worse, and more obnoxious.


So, being that I had the attention of about 10 different men sitting together, I then proceeded to lie (my *** off) and tell them that I am ALSo from a fanzine (fan magazine) in England.. with some rediculous made up name.

I asked them (since we were all getting aquainted so well) if they would like to do an interview with me sometime, and in doing so.. Id appreciate a complimentary CD so I may also do a review of the band, as I after seeing their show, (you know, and lovely me, just luckily for them HAPPENING APON me) was interested HIGHLY in their music.

So basicly, I said my bit, bid them a "tally ho" and went on my merry way with 5 brand new cds, and never heard from them again.

My ex girlfriend had problems with her car's air conditioning. I nicely took it in to be repaired. Afterwords, she asked "what was wrong with it?". I said with a straight face "There were possums living in it." For years (and I bet to this day) she would tell people about the possums living in her car's a/c.

I know, I should have told her the truth.

You think so?