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My parents went to Tahiti for their vacation and all I got was this
lousy T-Shirt 
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THEY SAID COME AS YOU ARE SO I CAME IN MY PANTS
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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... I'M SUPPOSE TO PAY MONEY FOR A DEAD TREE, NOT GET FREAKED OUT BY A FAT MAN IN A RED SUIT, AND EAT CANDY OUT OF MY SOCKS? 
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Inside I have a thin women crying to get out...
But I normally shut that b*tch up with chocolate! |
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YOU ARE ENTITLED TO MY OPINION
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STEMS AND SEEDS MAY MAKE YOU COUGH BUT WEED WILL NEVER HURT YOU 
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Does your face hurt??? ...... because it's killig me
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my sons t shirt~~
ITS MY BROTHERS FAULT |
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I seen this on a less than pure woman before......
"Im so tight I squeek" |
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if i throw a stick will you leave
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Oh a few of me favs too.... one is from the goonies and has a picture of
sloth and says "hey you guyyys!" And another has a picture of Optimus Prime and says "Don't mess with truckers"  Yes, I'm a nerd 
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I have a T-Shirt that says "Birmingham isn't magic without
ME"..lol..actually it used to be my mom's shirt but I took it..lol..and thats where I got my site nic from too 
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Why'd the negro cross the road?
To get to the chicken!
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daughters fav~~
I PUT THE FUN IN "DISFUNCTIONAL" |
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oldest sons fav~~
SUK IT yeah.... degeneration X |
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My IQ Test came back negative
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Mine says.
I don't have a drinkin' problem I drink I get drunk I fall down No problem! 
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My son has a couple good ones:
I'm allergic to my sister One with a pic of a videogame controler that says control freak I have one i got after my divorce that says: The only thing worse than being alone is being with you Have one i bought when i was a blonde that says: I had a nightmare i was a blonde |
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I lost my phone number....can I have yours?
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....../ `---___________----_____[]===D ...../_==O;;;;;;;;______.:/ .....),---.(_(__) / ....//(..)),----" ...//___// ..//___// .//___// I have a gun and a tude and pms any questions? |
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