My best friend is a parapalegic. 20 years ago when he was injured, a
friend gave him a t-shirt that said "My Pec**er Still Works"

I know that may seem politically incorrect, but my friend has kept it
all these years and says it was a gift that heightened his spirits when
he was at his lowest. Still the funniest t-shirt I have ever seen.

I also saw one that many people have probably seen..it said "F***
You...I'm From Texas". The guy wearing it was very drunk at the 1993
Preakness Stakes in Baltimore, and he was doing belly flops onto
styrofoam coolers...maybe he needs to borrow my friend's shirt after
that day...

How can I still be thirsty?
I drank all last night!

i have a shirt that says across the front...



YES they're REAL

The front says: "Do you believe in love at first site...."

The back says: "Or should I walk by again?"

It had 3 simple words that described me to a tee.


"Tacky, Rude, and Vulgar."

I'm not DEAF....I'm just ignoring YOU

My Dad actually has this shirt

Yeah! "And a side order of *Poop*!"

YEAH YEAH

HE HE HE HE HE

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?



NO TP FOR ME BUNGHOLE

F**c fear
Drink Beer

after partying all night chuck norris doesnt throw up chuck throws
down......my fav tshirt

i've got 4 of my best ones

1) i'm a drinker not a fighter st pat's day
2)if you dont like my attitude quit talking to me
3)lets play carpenter first we get "hammered" then I "nail" you it has a
picture of a hammer and a nail
4 homer simpson holding a drill near his eye saying "man at work"

I got Suspended for one I was wearing in Jr High:

A Giant Mouse holding a Shot-Gun (that was actually Cap-Gun) and he had
a voice bubble that said:

"I'm on a Pu$$y Hunt"

"half this game is 90 percent mental"


Danny Ozark...mgr for the phillies


but i just liked it for me!!! lol

My granddaughter has a tee shirt that says;
My mom might know a lot but my grandma knows everything.
Another one says;
My mom's having a bad day call 1 800 GRANDMA

the one I'm thinking of getting is
You'll regret reading this shirt when the sketch artist asks you to
describe my face.

I also have one that has a pic of a psychotic looking cat that says:
"The voices in my head are telling me to kill you"

Your just jealous that
the voices talk to me!

You guys have taken all mine except:

"I put the 'fun'
in funeral"

and for women, with an arrow pointing down:

The only
Bush
I trust
is my own

All my T-shirts are plain black. Does that mean I have to leave?

I'm not getting smaller, I'm backing away from you.

On T-shirt= "I see dumb people"