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ill make you a deal, buy me chinese food and kiss me for a minute and ill do it for free 
That is truly one of the things I love about you. You are cheap and easy. 
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I want a cheap and easy husband too!!!
 
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I might be easy, but never cheap.
Even for cute young blondes. |
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who you calling young???
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Any cute blondes, younger than me.
I have a daughter within 4 years of you. |
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actually i've been learning how to do lots of stuff by myself that i was never before capable of.
pretty soon, i might not need, or want, a guy around for anything. it's just another body to feed, pick up after, and tend to anyway. |
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I would start a rent a wife company but I don't cook, sew, clean, etc. However, I have a great eye for home decorating and can *****/moan/nag with the best of em. I have heard of guys paying big bucks for such services...... 
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Im looking for free service!!!
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I don't know about VA, but a lot of states have gun laws, where you can turn them in to the police for free if you want to get rid of them. I would call the local station and explain the situation and see if they would be willing to come over and pick them up, safe and all. I would think that if it meant being able to get a few more guns turned in, they would be willing to assist in some way or another.
Gun Safe?? Tell me more. To bad my son just moved from Va. Have to add the cost of plane ticket. My soon to be ex let his friend store a huge gunsafe in the garage. It's been here for years full of guns but I don't have the combination. I've contacted the guy several times to come get it but he never has. Just one more thing I can't use or move. UGH! |
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I would start a rent a wife company but I don't cook, sew, clean, etc. However, I have a great eye for home decorating and can *****/moan/nag with the best of em. You can keep the moaning and nagging. For that matter, the cooking, sewing and cleaning, as long as you are really good at the ****ing. |
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apparently. Had my new stove delivered and the guy said I needed to remove the old anti-tip bracket, install the new one and it would be fine. "Have your husband do it", then he left. Ok, so now my stove is too low (he didn't adjust the bottom), it doesn't fit back against the wall (assuming old anti-tip bracket is in the way) and it's too big for me to move by myself to fix it. Where can I get this husband to fix it? And can I rent or do I have to buy? If I have to buy, I'll just use the microwave. C
Please refer to the following link... http://mingle2.com/topic/show/244475 |
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actually i've been learning how to do lots of stuff by myself that i was never before capable of. pretty soon, i might not need, or want, a guy around for anything. it's just another body to feed, pick up after, and tend to anyway. Paper, I've been learning alot myself. Repairs, improvement, etc, but there's always something I never figured on. And while men are another body to feed, pickup after and tend to, they sure are nice to talk to, cuddle up with and well you know. 
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apparently. Had my new stove delivered and the guy said I needed to remove the old anti-tip bracket, install the new one and it would be fine. "Have your husband do it", then he left. Ok, so now my stove is too low (he didn't adjust the bottom), it doesn't fit back against the wall (assuming old anti-tip bracket is in the way) and it's too big for me to move by myself to fix it. Where can I get this husband to fix it? And can I rent or do I have to buy? If I have to buy, I'll just use the microwave. C
Please refer to the following link... http://mingle2.com/topic/show/244475 Daniel, way to self promote. You will make some woman very lucky. |
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Im small like you chrissy.....I cant lift or move stuff. But I can hook up any tv/vcr/computer anywhere!!
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Im small like you chrissy.....I cant lift or move stuff. But I can hook up any tv/vcr/computer anywhere!!
Hey I have an idea. Let's figure out what we are good at and when we put it all together we might have a husband. I can paint, seal seams in linoleum, snake drains, I'm a ***** on wheels with a drill and I can kill bugs including HUGE spiders. |
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apparently. Had my new stove delivered and the guy said I needed to remove the old anti-tip bracket, install the new one and it would be fine. "Have your husband do it", then he left. Ok, so now my stove is too low (he didn't adjust the bottom), it doesn't fit back against the wall (assuming old anti-tip bracket is in the way) and it's too big for me to move by myself to fix it. Where can I get this husband to fix it? And can I rent or do I have to buy? If I have to buy, I'll just use the microwave. C
Please refer to the following link... http://mingle2.com/topic/show/244475 Daniel, way to self promote. You will make some woman very lucky. lol, also if you havent already found out, an anti tip bracket is normally just a piece of l-shaped metal that is attached to both the floor or wall and the object in question; in this case your stove. If yuo do not have any earthquakes, I would not worry about it, as it's primary purpose is to just prevent an object from tipping over/falling during said earthquake. To raise the height of the oven, flip it on its side, and look at the bases corners; you should see four plastic or metal posts that can be screwed in or out as needed. You need to adjust those screws accordingly in order to raise and/or balance the stove. |
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Im small like you chrissy.....I cant lift or move stuff. But I can hook up any tv/vcr/computer anywhere!!
Hey I have an idea. Let's figure out what we are good at and when we put it all together we might have a husband. I can paint, seal seams in linoleum, snake drains, I'm a ***** on wheels with a drill and I can kill bugs including HUGE spiders. 
Does anyone know how to cook???? 
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I can cook.........
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I can cook.........
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Edited by
LewisW123
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Sun 09/06/09 12:40 PM
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I can cook.........
You're hired. Probably not the response you were looking for. |
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