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Rent a husband
  Ohhhhhhhhh the things I would make him do!!!  
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Rent a husband Ohhhhhhhhh the things I would make him do!!! Other than the killing of the bugs and snakes, and building you a new closet, what else is there?
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm many things!!
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I would start a rent a wife company but I don't cook, sew, clean, etc. However, I have a great eye for home decorating and can *****/moan/nag with the best of em.
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i need a husband to because the garbage needs to be taken out
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Lets not forget a husbands duty as a kitty litter changer!!!
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I think I need a wife and a husband......
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apparently. Had my new stove delivered and the guy said I needed to remove the old anti-tip bracket, install the new one and it would be fine. "Have your husband do it", then he left. Ok, so now my stove is too low (he didn't adjust the bottom), it doesn't fit back against the wall (assuming old anti-tip bracket is in the way) and it's too big for me to move by myself to fix it. Where can I get this husband to fix it? And can I rent or do I have to buy? If I have to buy, I'll just use the microwave. C  would you mind terribly to share him, or at the very least engage in a threesome? i really need a guy to hook up my new TV to the DVD, the VCR, the receiver and the surround sound. |
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apparently. Had my new stove delivered and the guy said I needed to remove the old anti-tip bracket, install the new one and it would be fine. "Have your husband do it", then he left. Ok, so now my stove is too low (he didn't adjust the bottom), it doesn't fit back against the wall (assuming old anti-tip bracket is in the way) and it's too big for me to move by myself to fix it. Where can I get this husband to fix it? And can I rent or do I have to buy? If I have to buy, I'll just use the microwave. C would you mind terribly to share him, or at the very least engage in a threesome? i really need a guy to hook up my new TV to the DVD, the VCR, the receiver and the surround sound. Sure Paper. Maybe we could use him like a Co-op. We each pay a portion for his monthly care/feeding and we share the services. Sounds fair. I will check into it. |
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apparently. Had my new stove delivered and the guy said I needed to remove the old anti-tip bracket, install the new one and it would be fine. "Have your husband do it", then he left. Ok, so now my stove is too low (he didn't adjust the bottom), it doesn't fit back against the wall (assuming old anti-tip bracket is in the way) and it's too big for me to move by myself to fix it. Where can I get this husband to fix it? And can I rent or do I have to buy? If I have to buy, I'll just use the microwave. C would you mind terribly to share him, or at the very least engage in a threesome? i really need a guy to hook up my new TV to the DVD, the VCR, the receiver and the surround sound.
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Hmmm this could be a lucrative business!
But I might have to raise my rates. Food and beer tend not to cover travel expenses very well. |
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Sorry, couldn't help myself.
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I have been doing projects for ladies the past 6 yrs.
$20.00 per hr. or a home cooked meal, bottle of Jack Daniels. Been beat out of payment a few times, I just don't go back or leave the job unfinished. Can usually tell when I am going to get stuck. Doesn't happen often. |
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I have been doing projects for ladies the past 6 yrs. $20.00 per hr. or a home cooked meal, bottle of Jack Daniels. Been beat out of payment a few times, I just don't go back or leave the job unfinished. Can usually tell when I am going to get stuck. Doesn't happen often. Oldsage, I'm in Virginia. Would you charge me travel? I am considering moving it next to the abandoned gun safe and the treadmill and making the worlds largest paperweight. |
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Gun Safe??
Tell me more. To bad my son just moved from Va. Have to add the cost of plane ticket. |
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Gun Safe?? Tell me more. To bad my son just moved from Va. Have to add the cost of plane ticket. My soon to be ex let his friend store a huge gunsafe in the garage. It's been here for years full of guns but I don't have the combination. I've contacted the guy several times to come get it but he never has. Just one more thing I can't use or move. UGH! |
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If it makes you feel any better, I cant move my couch. Its one of those hideabed things that weigh 400 pounds.
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apparently. Had my new stove delivered and the guy said I needed to remove the old anti-tip bracket, install the new one and it would be fine. "Have your husband do it", then he left. Ok, so now my stove is too low (he didn't adjust the bottom), it doesn't fit back against the wall (assuming old anti-tip bracket is in the way) and it's too big for me to move by myself to fix it. Where can I get this husband to fix it? And can I rent or do I have to buy? If I have to buy, I'll just use the microwave. C LOL There is a rent-a-husband ( or is it rent-a-handyman) lol |
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ill make you a deal, buy me chinese food and kiss me for a minute and ill do it for free
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