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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 56
Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Fri 09/04/09 11:15 AM
flowers for moi?????? If I put roses on your piano.. ...will you put tulips on my organ... LAME! Oldie but a goodie... uuum ....I mean the saying....not you...eeer....um

andreajayne Joined Mon 09/24/07 Posts: 8202	Fri 09/04/09 11:15 AM
Dear Diary... Last night I received this really nasty txt message... I can't get the image out of my head... sooo painful for the dude in it.... fingers just shouldn't be allowed there... I couldn't be the only one who saw it so I forwarded it onto some of my male friends, now they won't talk to me! whoops! LMAO! Am I evil or what?!? Was it meant for you??? Lets just say that tiny little hole at the end of a guy, it really shouldn't have a finger shoved in it... and it's a short video clip of that happening to a guy.... I think I might have scared the guys a bit with it. My thoughts exactly!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 09/04/09 11:17 AM
flowers for moi?????? If I put roses on your piano.. ...will you put tulips on my organ... LAME! Oldie but a goodie... uuum ....I mean the saying....not you...eeer....um hahahaaaaaaaaaaa omg Im so old I remember that joke!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Fri 09/04/09 11:19 AM
"I'm" so old and senile...I actually tried to use it. Even when you're OLDE...... Ya STILL gotta "use it".... --------------

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 09/04/09 11:23 AM
<-------still wants to use it!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Fri 09/04/09 11:26 AM
^ ! ! <------still wants her to

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 09/04/09 11:33 AM
I wanna use it RIGHT NOW!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 09/04/09 11:35 AM
Ok.........so who wants to do my birthday dishes????? Bueller???? Bueller???? Anyone???

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Fri 09/04/09 11:35 AM
...wish you were here

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 09/04/09 11:41 AM
...wish you were here

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Fri 09/04/09 11:43 AM


damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Fri 09/04/09 11:45 AM
Dear Diary; WHEERRRRRRRRRRZZZZZ BATTLECAT!?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 09/04/09 11:47 AM
Dear Diary; WHEERRRRRRRRRRZZZZZ BATTLECAT!? He was part of my mcdonalds experience I believe... I mcloved him!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Fri 09/04/09 11:47 AM
Dear Diary; WHEERRRRRRRRRRZZZZZ BATTLECAT!? dont you mean HELLO KITTY ?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 09/04/09 11:51 AM
Nooooooooo battlecat is a cat he found in the driveway that he was petting. He wanted to name it David Bowie!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 09/04/09 11:52 AM
That gigantic bouncey poodle came into my yard again today and I started throwing pine cones at him.!!!

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Fri 09/04/09 11:53 AM
I think it lives at it's real home during the day, and comes out to visit me at night. Kinda skinny but it looks young tho so maybe its still growing.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 09/04/09 11:56 AM
DONT STEAL THE KITTY!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Fri 09/04/09 11:58 AM


purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 09/04/09 11:59 AM
I hope you have a good Birthday Gypsy