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...and willing. Wishing I had a beautiful woman here to take advantage of me.
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If Wishes were Horses, Beggars would Ride!!
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Nice to meet you drunk and willing, my name is AJ!
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Wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first....
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if frogs had wings they wouldn't bump their butts when they hop
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Mmmm...I know how you feel...that would be nice, aye? (except i'd prefer a really sexy, sultry, hot...can't believe I just laid my eyes on him, guy) LOL
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...and willing. Wishing I had a beautiful woman here to take advantage of me. You can just hand your money over to me, no need to even buy me any diamonds. 
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Settle for an ugly one, you'll have quicker results.
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I like M2 but it sure doesn't cater to poor chaps out in the middle of the Pacific. You mean I have to leave my house to meet that gorgeous girl of my dreams?!?! So much work.
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Edited by
HawaiiMusikMan
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Mon 08/31/09 11:09 PM
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Ooh, I forgot about Mutual Match!!! That's the ticket!
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Settle for an ugly one, you'll have quicker results. You have a very valid point though I'm not sure I like it. |
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I wannnnnnnnnnna go to hawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaii yaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
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Settle for an ugly one, you'll have quicker results. You have a very valid point though I'm not sure I like it. it's all the same in the dark. 
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Settle for an ugly one, you'll have quicker results. You have a very valid point though I'm not sure I like it. it's all the same in the dark. 
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Settle for an ugly one, you'll have quicker results. You have a very valid point though I'm not sure I like it. it's all the same in the dark. just sayin' 
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Edited by
HawaiiMusikMan
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Mon 08/31/09 11:59 PM
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Settle for an ugly one, you'll have quicker results. You have a very valid point though I'm not sure I like it. it's all the same in the dark. just sayin' Alright already.... Let me rephrase: I'm really drunk... and willing. Wishing I had a woman here to take advantage of me. My standards aren't going any lower than that! |
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...and willing. Wishing I had a beautiful woman here to take advantage of me. I just looked at your photo's, wow, there are many tourists there....some woman probably looking for someone to be with ....hey they might be drunk too 
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Snakes don't have arms...so they don't wear vests.
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I know there have been so many wonderful relationships that grew and flourished from drunkeness. Grab somebody, anybody and get her drunk against her will if need be.
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WHat happened to your girlfriend?
Did you break her?  
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