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i used to date women 30-40 years my senior, and now i'm senior, they're all long dead, and so i just wack the pee pee, be celibate, and talk to everyone on here. Owl, I'd do, um, I mean date you.   
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i used to date women 30-40 years my senior, and now i'm senior, they're all long dead, and so i just wack the pee pee, be celibate, and talk to everyone on here. Owl, I'd do, um, I mean date you.  
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I like dating older women...they don't tend to want marriage or kids (or anymore kids if they already have some). That and I just can't have a straight-faced conversation with an 18 year old...they always end with me having a dumbfounded look on my face while my brain is trying to comprehend the complete dribble they just spewed out of their lips...
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Edited by
Calleigh12
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Mon 08/31/09 01:39 AM
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I like dating older women...they don't tend to want marriage or kids (or anymore kids if they already have some). That and I just can't have a straight-faced conversation with an 18 year old...they always end with me having a dumbfounded look on my face while my brain is trying to comprehend the complete dribble they just spewed out of their lips... I just had a vision of an infant spitting up strained carrots. Btw, that's one reason I don't get on with older men, they usually have a few kids and a few ex wives in the back somewhere. Not my scene.... |
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I like dating older women...they don't tend to want marriage or kids (or anymore kids if they already have some). That and I just can't have a straight-faced conversation with an 18 year old...they always end with me having a dumbfounded look on my face while my brain is trying to comprehend the complete dribble they just spewed out of their lips... I just had a vision of an infant spitting up strained carrots. That really is about how the conversations go for the most part, every black sun I talk to a younger lady that is intelligent and good with words...but for the most part I'm left with a complete awe struck face with every sentence they try to put together to explain why they like something...about mid-point I've lost the conversation altogether and I'm just nodding my head as a mechanical reaction... |
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I like dating older women...they don't tend to want marriage or kids (or anymore kids if they already have some). That and I just can't have a straight-faced conversation with an 18 year old...they always end with me having a dumbfounded look on my face while my brain is trying to comprehend the complete dribble they just spewed out of their lips... I just had a vision of an infant spitting up strained carrots. That really is about how the conversations go for the most part, every black sun I talk to a younger lady that is intelligent and good with words...but for the most part I'm left with a complete awe struck face with every sentence they try to put together to explain why they like something...about mid-point I've lost the conversation altogether and I'm just nodding my head as a mechanical reaction... I call those types of girls "bubblegum brains." 
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Btw, that's one reason I don't get on with older men, they usually have a few kids and a few ex wives in the back somewhere. Not my scene.... That the mirdle! 
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Btw, that's one reason I don't get on with older men, they usually have a few kids and a few ex wives in the back somewhere. Not my scene.... That the mirdle! That's funny, and sadly true.....now I can blame that pic for me chatting up younger men.
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I like dating older women...they don't tend to want marriage or kids (or anymore kids if they already have some). That and I just can't have a straight-faced conversation with an 18 year old...they always end with me having a dumbfounded look on my face while my brain is trying to comprehend the complete dribble they just spewed out of their lips... I just had a vision of an infant spitting up strained carrots. That really is about how the conversations go for the most part, every black sun I talk to a younger lady that is intelligent and good with words...but for the most part I'm left with a complete awe struck face with every sentence they try to put together to explain why they like something...about mid-point I've lost the conversation altogether and I'm just nodding my head as a mechanical reaction... I call those types of girls "bubblegum brains." See, now you are implying there is something up there...and from my point of view, there clearly isn't much. |
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I like dating older women...they don't tend to want marriage or kids (or anymore kids if they already have some). That and I just can't have a straight-faced conversation with an 18 year old...they always end with me having a dumbfounded look on my face while my brain is trying to comprehend the complete dribble they just spewed out of their lips... I just had a vision of an infant spitting up strained carrots. That really is about how the conversations go for the most part, every black sun I talk to a younger lady that is intelligent and good with words...but for the most part I'm left with a complete awe struck face with every sentence they try to put together to explain why they like something...about mid-point I've lost the conversation altogether and I'm just nodding my head as a mechanical reaction... I call those types of girls "bubblegum brains." See, now you are implying there is something up there...and from my point of view, there clearly isn't much. Hmmm, maybe I should change that to "cotton candy brains" or "candy floss brains" because it rolls off the tongue (and the keyboard) much easier, and it's lighter in consistency. Sometimes I wonder if I was that giddy and silly when I was younger, but then I think no, because I was a very serious kid and teenager and young adult. It's only been in the last few years where I went off my rocker..... 
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See, now you are implying there is something up there...and from my point of view, there clearly isn't much. Space Cadet Tracy reporting for duty........Um,like ah,did you ring my mobile? Gigglesnort! 
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See, now you are implying there is something up there...and from my point of view, there clearly isn't much. Space Cadet Tracy reporting for duty........Um,like ah,did you ring my mobile? Gigglesnort! awww isn't she lovely??????
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I like dating older women...they don't tend to want marriage or kids (or anymore kids if they already have some). That and I just can't have a straight-faced conversation with an 18 year old...they always end with me having a dumbfounded look on my face while my brain is trying to comprehend the complete dribble they just spewed out of their lips... I just had a vision of an infant spitting up strained carrots. That really is about how the conversations go for the most part, every black sun I talk to a younger lady that is intelligent and good with words...but for the most part I'm left with a complete awe struck face with every sentence they try to put together to explain why they like something...about mid-point I've lost the conversation altogether and I'm just nodding my head as a mechanical reaction... I call those types of girls "bubblegum brains." See, now you are implying there is something up there...and from my point of view, there clearly isn't much. Hmmm, maybe I should change that to "cotton candy brains" or "candy floss brains" because it rolls off the tongue (and the keyboard) much easier, and it's lighter in consistency. Sometimes I wonder if I was that giddy and silly when I was younger, but then I think no, because I was a very serious kid and teenager and young adult. It's only been in the last few years where I went off my rocker..... Well as we all know I've never really been on the rocker...but at least for the most part what I type or say makes sense and doesn't leave someone with that utterly lost look on their face... |
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I like dating older women...they don't tend to want marriage or kids (or anymore kids if they already have some). That and I just can't have a straight-faced conversation with an 18 year old...they always end with me having a dumbfounded look on my face while my brain is trying to comprehend the complete dribble they just spewed out of their lips... I just had a vision of an infant spitting up strained carrots. That really is about how the conversations go for the most part, every black sun I talk to a younger lady that is intelligent and good with words...but for the most part I'm left with a complete awe struck face with every sentence they try to put together to explain why they like something...about mid-point I've lost the conversation altogether and I'm just nodding my head as a mechanical reaction... I call those types of girls "bubblegum brains." See, now you are implying there is something up there...and from my point of view, there clearly isn't much. Hmmm, maybe I should change that to "cotton candy brains" or "candy floss brains" because it rolls off the tongue (and the keyboard) much easier, and it's lighter in consistency. Sometimes I wonder if I was that giddy and silly when I was younger, but then I think no, because I was a very serious kid and teenager and young adult. It's only been in the last few years where I went off my rocker..... Well as we all know I've never really been on the rocker...but at least for the most part what I type or say makes sense and doesn't leave someone with that utterly lost look on their face... Don't feel bad, I'm pretty sure my typing leaves a lot of people with that look on their face, and then they have a label for me, which I don't really mind anymore. It's good to be known for something, after all. |
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I like dating older women...they don't tend to want marriage or kids (or anymore kids if they already have some). That and I just can't have a straight-faced conversation with an 18 year old...they always end with me having a dumbfounded look on my face while my brain is trying to comprehend the complete dribble they just spewed out of their lips... I just had a vision of an infant spitting up strained carrots. That really is about how the conversations go for the most part, every black sun I talk to a younger lady that is intelligent and good with words...but for the most part I'm left with a complete awe struck face with every sentence they try to put together to explain why they like something...about mid-point I've lost the conversation altogether and I'm just nodding my head as a mechanical reaction... I call those types of girls "bubblegum brains." See, now you are implying there is something up there...and from my point of view, there clearly isn't much. Hmmm, maybe I should change that to "cotton candy brains" or "candy floss brains" because it rolls off the tongue (and the keyboard) much easier, and it's lighter in consistency. Sometimes I wonder if I was that giddy and silly when I was younger, but then I think no, because I was a very serious kid and teenager and young adult. It's only been in the last few years where I went off my rocker..... Well as we all know I've never really been on the rocker...but at least for the most part what I type or say makes sense and doesn't leave someone with that utterly lost look on their face... Don't feel bad, I'm pretty sure my typing leaves a lot of people with that look on their face, and then they have a label for me, which I don't really mind anymore. It's good to be known for something, after all. What? Cannibal? Oh, wait...that one is mine... |
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I like dating older women...they don't tend to want marriage or kids (or anymore kids if they already have some). That and I just can't have a straight-faced conversation with an 18 year old...they always end with me having a dumbfounded look on my face while my brain is trying to comprehend the complete dribble they just spewed out of their lips... I just had a vision of an infant spitting up strained carrots. That really is about how the conversations go for the most part, every black sun I talk to a younger lady that is intelligent and good with words...but for the most part I'm left with a complete awe struck face with every sentence they try to put together to explain why they like something...about mid-point I've lost the conversation altogether and I'm just nodding my head as a mechanical reaction... I call those types of girls "bubblegum brains." See, now you are implying there is something up there...and from my point of view, there clearly isn't much. Hmmm, maybe I should change that to "cotton candy brains" or "candy floss brains" because it rolls off the tongue (and the keyboard) much easier, and it's lighter in consistency. Sometimes I wonder if I was that giddy and silly when I was younger, but then I think no, because I was a very serious kid and teenager and young adult. It's only been in the last few years where I went off my rocker..... Well as we all know I've never really been on the rocker...but at least for the most part what I type or say makes sense and doesn't leave someone with that utterly lost look on their face... Don't feel bad, I'm pretty sure my typing leaves a lot of people with that look on their face, and then they have a label for me, which I don't really mind anymore. It's good to be known for something, after all. What? Cannibal? Oh, wait...that one is mine... Yes, only you are worthy of that lofty title. But no, I've been called cynical because I don't have a 'rose-colored glasses' mentality (sorry I broke mine when I was 17 years old and can't replace them), or a b!tch because I don't feel sorry for whiners who get mad when they can't have everything/everyone they want, or, and this is my favorite, I've been called standoffish because I only let certain people into my life. At first it annoyed me, but now I figure screw 'em, I am who I am, and like I said, it's good to be known for something. 
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I like dating older women...they don't tend to want marriage or kids (or anymore kids if they already have some). That and I just can't have a straight-faced conversation with an 18 year old...they always end with me having a dumbfounded look on my face while my brain is trying to comprehend the complete dribble they just spewed out of their lips... I just had a vision of an infant spitting up strained carrots. That really is about how the conversations go for the most part, every black sun I talk to a younger lady that is intelligent and good with words...but for the most part I'm left with a complete awe struck face with every sentence they try to put together to explain why they like something...about mid-point I've lost the conversation altogether and I'm just nodding my head as a mechanical reaction... I call those types of girls "bubblegum brains." See, now you are implying there is something up there...and from my point of view, there clearly isn't much. Hmmm, maybe I should change that to "cotton candy brains" or "candy floss brains" because it rolls off the tongue (and the keyboard) much easier, and it's lighter in consistency. Sometimes I wonder if I was that giddy and silly when I was younger, but then I think no, because I was a very serious kid and teenager and young adult. It's only been in the last few years where I went off my rocker..... Well as we all know I've never really been on the rocker...but at least for the most part what I type or say makes sense and doesn't leave someone with that utterly lost look on their face... Don't feel bad, I'm pretty sure my typing leaves a lot of people with that look on their face, and then they have a label for me, which I don't really mind anymore. It's good to be known for something, after all. What? Cannibal? Oh, wait...that one is mine... Yes, only you are worthy of that lofty title. But no, I've been called cynical because I don't have a 'rose-colored glasses' mentality (sorry I broke mine when I was 17 years old and can't replace them), or a b!tch because I don't feel sorry for whiners who get mad when they can't have everything/everyone they want, or, and this is my favorite, I've been called standoffish because I only let certain people into my life. At first it annoyed me, but now I figure screw 'em, I am who I am, and like I said, it's good to be known for something. Haha! Standoffish isn't that what people call you when you don't agree with them? 
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I like dating older women...they don't tend to want marriage or kids (or anymore kids if they already have some). That and I just can't have a straight-faced conversation with an 18 year old...they always end with me having a dumbfounded look on my face while my brain is trying to comprehend the complete dribble they just spewed out of their lips... I just had a vision of an infant spitting up strained carrots. That really is about how the conversations go for the most part, every black sun I talk to a younger lady that is intelligent and good with words...but for the most part I'm left with a complete awe struck face with every sentence they try to put together to explain why they like something...about mid-point I've lost the conversation altogether and I'm just nodding my head as a mechanical reaction... I call those types of girls "bubblegum brains." See, now you are implying there is something up there...and from my point of view, there clearly isn't much. Hmmm, maybe I should change that to "cotton candy brains" or "candy floss brains" because it rolls off the tongue (and the keyboard) much easier, and it's lighter in consistency. Sometimes I wonder if I was that giddy and silly when I was younger, but then I think no, because I was a very serious kid and teenager and young adult. It's only been in the last few years where I went off my rocker..... Well as we all know I've never really been on the rocker...but at least for the most part what I type or say makes sense and doesn't leave someone with that utterly lost look on their face... Don't feel bad, I'm pretty sure my typing leaves a lot of people with that look on their face, and then they have a label for me, which I don't really mind anymore. It's good to be known for something, after all. What? Cannibal? Oh, wait...that one is mine... Yes, only you are worthy of that lofty title. But no, I've been called cynical because I don't have a 'rose-colored glasses' mentality (sorry I broke mine when I was 17 years old and can't replace them), or a b!tch because I don't feel sorry for whiners who get mad when they can't have everything/everyone they want, or, and this is my favorite, I've been called standoffish because I only let certain people into my life. At first it annoyed me, but now I figure screw 'em, I am who I am, and like I said, it's good to be known for something. Haha! Standoffish isn't that what people call you when you don't agree with them? Yeah, and when you reject them, or ignore them or don't want anything to do with them. I don't think that's standoffish, I think it's selective. Or normal. Or something. Either way, I've never understood people thinking I'm obligated to hold them a convo, I just don't get it. |
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Standoffish
Haughty Lofty Stuck-up Looks down her nose at you......... I've had it all, funny, I think I am..... Selective ( I like choosing whom I let into my life) Strong Smart Proud ( yes, proud of who I am) Then on the other hand, those very same people who have lambasted me to others have also torn strips off others for being Slack ( lets too many riff raff into their lives) Common Vulgar You just cannot win! |
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Standoffish Haughty Lofty Stuck-up Looks down her nose at you......... I've had it all, funny, I think I am..... Selective ( I like choosing whom I let into my life) Strong Smart Proud ( yes, proud of who I am) Then on the other hand, those very same people who have lambasted me to others have also torn strips off others for being Slack ( lets too many riff raff into their lives) Common Vulgar You just cannot win! Definitely. Besides, when you really think about it, you must be really amazing if people are actually mad because you don't deal with them. And I love the idea of being amazing. 
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