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I've heard that they used to cut the right breast off of an Amazon to aid in their archery skills. Time for you to let the inner Amazon Warrior out now, Roberta.   yes.
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I've heard that they used to cut the right breast off of an Amazon to aid in their archery skills. Time for you to let the inner Amazon Warrior out now, Roberta. luv2roknroll>>>>grabs her bow and arrow.... Come on Elwood...put the apple on your head!!! I can do this!!!!!!!!!! |
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I've heard that they used to cut the right breast off of an Amazon to aid in their archery skills. Time for you to let the inner Amazon Warrior out now, Roberta. luv2roknroll>>>>grabs her bow and arrow.... Come on Elwood...put the apple on your head!!! I can do this!!!!!!!!!! Sure thing. As long as I can stand behind a thick concrete wall at least 1/2 inch taller than myself.. 
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I've heard that they used to cut the right breast off of an Amazon to aid in their archery skills. Time for you to let the inner Amazon Warrior out now, Roberta. luv2roknroll>>>>grabs her bow and arrow.... Come on Elwood...put the apple on your head!!! I can do this!!!!!!!!!! Sure thing. As long as I can stand behind a thick concrete wall at least 1/2 inch taller than myself.. Are you afraid ill miss the fruit, and hit your "fruit of the looms"? 
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Hey, as long as she gives me a 'heads up' before hand, its all good.
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I've heard that they used to cut the right breast off of an Amazon to aid in their archery skills. Time for you to let the inner Amazon Warrior out now, Roberta. luv2roknroll>>>>grabs her bow and arrow.... Come on Elwood...put the apple on your head!!! I can do this!!!!!!!!!! Sure thing. As long as I can stand behind a thick concrete wall at least 1/2 inch taller than myself.. Are you afraid ill miss the fruit, and hit your "fruit of the looms"? Uhm, yeah. I want to own the only wood in my looms, not have introduced to me at 200 mph..
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 08/29/09 03:17 PM
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I've heard that they used to cut the right breast off of an Amazon to aid in their archery skills. Time for you to let the inner Amazon Warrior out now, Roberta. luv2roknroll>>>>grabs her bow and arrow.... Come on Elwood...put the apple on your head!!! I can do this!!!!!!!!!! Sure thing. As long as I can stand behind a thick concrete wall at least 1/2 inch taller than myself.. Are you afraid ill miss the fruit, and hit your "fruit of the looms"? Uhm, yeah. I want to own the only wood in my looms, not have introduced to me at 200 mph.. Hey, but if I miss we can share the "banana split".  Ill even put the whipped creme and cherry on top! |
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Hey, as long as she gives me a 'heads up' before hand, its all good. That is the key. When the time comes to further the relationship talking about it before hand is crucial. Then both can relax and enjoy themselves. You are still beautiful, it probably matters more to you than it does to anyone else. Don't let this stop you from living your life. 
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Since everyone wants to be so damn serious tonite!!! HERE I AM!!! Now heres a question worth asking!! I had a masectomy due to cancer recently... would you totally freak out if you went there with a woman and found she had only 1 boob.  Hows that for changin the subject? one is just as good as 2
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Hey, as long as she gives me a 'heads up' before hand, its all good. That is the key. When the time comes to further the relationship talking about it before hand is crucial. Then both can relax and enjoy themselves. You are still beautiful, it probably matters more to you than it does to anyone else. Don't let this stop you from living your life. Honestly... Ill try.  Thanks babe.
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Since everyone wants to be so damn serious tonite!!! HERE I AM!!! Now heres a question worth asking!! I had a masectomy due to cancer recently... would you totally freak out if you went there with a woman and found she had only 1 boob. Hows that for changin the subject? Size doesn't matter to me so I assume having only one or none would not, I have never been face with the situation so cannot guarantee this reaction but this is how i feel inside. |
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Since everyone wants to be so damn serious tonite!!! HERE I AM!!! Now heres a question worth asking!! I had a masectomy due to cancer recently... would you totally freak out if you went there with a woman and found she had only 1 boob. Hows that for changin the subject? one is just as good as 2 Did you hear that yall?????  And from the mouth of a really fine man!  I definitely need to quit trippin! 
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Since everyone wants to be so damn serious tonite!!! HERE I AM!!! Now heres a question worth asking!! I had a masectomy due to cancer recently... would you totally freak out if you went there with a woman and found she had only 1 boob. Hows that for changin the subject? It wouldn't make any difference in the way I feel about her as a person -- I mean, she is not her boob(s) -- I have a hard time understanding why anyone WOULD freak about about something like that -- and I know some people would -- but, then again, I've never been a boob guy anyway.... |
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Since everyone wants to be so damn serious tonite!!! HERE I AM!!! Now heres a question worth asking!! I had a masectomy due to cancer recently... would you totally freak out if you went there with a woman and found she had only 1 boob. Hows that for changin the subject? one is just as good as 2 Did you hear that yall????? And from the mouth of a really fine man! I definitely need to quit trippin! 
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Roberta,
If I found out you just had one boob, I would hand you a fur G-string and tell you to accentuate the positive. Screw being serious, let's yuck it up.
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Now your guitar wont feel so heavy. Damn that is a weird ****ing question. Ok let me think about that. I hope this does not sound bogus but I guess if I was taking your top off or was going down there for some special kisses that would mean I really dig you or I would not be doing that to begin with. And if I didnt know you only had one booby you had gone to extra lengths to keep me from knowing so yeah would it surprise me and you didn't prepare me? Yeah that would totally surprise me. Would it be a deal breaker? No !!! But if we really dug each other we would be way past all of that before I started attacking the boobage area. So now my question is have you developed a strategy for when that time comes? Or are you gonna leave it to Providence?
What if I just had one ball? Would that surprise you? What if I only had one ball but it was a really really big ball? I mean like the size of a cantalope,would that be a deal breaker for you? |
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it might make it harder to hum on...but a girl can try
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Now your guitar wont feel so heavy. Damn that is a weird ****ing question. Ok let me think about that. I hope this does not sound bogus but I guess if I was taking your top off or was going down there for some special kisses that would mean I really dig you or I would not be doing that to begin with. And if I didnt know you only had one booby you had gone to extra lengths to keep me from knowing so yeah would it surprise me and you didn't prepare me? Yeah that would totally surprise me. Would it be a deal breaker? No !!! But if we really dug each other we would be way past all of that before I started attacking the boobage area. So now my question is have you developed a strategy for when that time comes? Or are you gonna leave it to Providence? What if I just had one ball? Would that surprise you? What if I only had one ball but it was a really really big ball? I mean like the size of a cantalope,would that be a deal breaker for you? I will definitely make sure he knows ahout it before anything physical happens. I wouldnt want him to have a heart attack, or feel uncomfortable in any way. But your right....one ball, so what! Well Put! That wouldnt matter to me at all...so you answered my question right there...Thanks!
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id much rather see 1 than 3....that would just be weird
good to see you Roberta  
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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id much rather see 1 than 3....that would just be weird good to see you Roberta Foooooo Shooooooooooooooow! heehee... Goodnite Fetts, Time for me to hit the hay  and dream of that georgoous smile of yours. Thanks for the inspiration. Talk about sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet dreams! Woo Hoo! Nite Minglers.....love you all! 
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