>In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

>A nurse noticed his predicament.
>
>Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
>
>He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
>
>Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
>
>Who would know if he touched them?
>
>He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
>
>What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
>
>Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
>
>When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to
this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a
restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
>
>When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
>
>Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
>
>"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
>
>"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
>
>MEN NEVER LISTEN

OUCH

u have to admit though....it was funny.

I try to listen

well they say A for effort but i never really believed that

OH thats some funny sh*t!




Men in pain is always funny

Too funny!!! :)

Even though, I'm a man too too funny.
I shouldn't, but here's 1

Why can't men get mad-cow?

Men are pigs

OUCH is an UNDERSTATMENT