Well, no worries about me domesticating a man since I don't want to get married and I have the 2.4 children. By domestication I thought perhaps you meant things like helping out around the house, family gatherings etc... to me what you call "domesticating" is simply living a lifestyle that perhaps you don't want, I.E. having children...or marrying for that matter.
Hyperbole...redundant...I dunno.

I want a man with a stiff loverod, a soft heart (but muscular, don't want an MI causes me to be widowed)... and a dream chef in the kitchen.

I want a confident, cocky (pun intended) yet well mannered guy who kisses well and is well read. If they can do the crossword puzzle in pen I'm hooked, and if they rub my feet I'm enslaved. I cannot live without stimulating conversaton. The repostimento I get with Lexy is great... but that is on some days, not enough. And in the nights, it never is!

By the by, I do laundry and bathrooms.

Lilith- whats that? what did u ask? what am i doing?


Ohhhhhh - just sitting here in my boxers pitching a tent from my stiff loverod, feeling my soft heart, looking up recipes for what i'm going to mastermind or dominate on the stovetop tonight - gotta find some nite to use that new knife set!
I am the MAN! with a cocky! I really love my Mom and I hold the door open for elderly and park in the back of every parking lot to not take up a parking space for someone that mite need a closer spot.
Did I mention my goal is to read 4 books in the month of September, of course, nothing to do with psychology since I majored in that and have my B.A. but whatever.
Oh shoot, well, I should wrap this up and go finish my crossword for the day - you know me- how many times i have won that thing in the local paper!
I will just end on this - I wish I could give a beautiful woman a foot rub tonight while we just talk the night away. Let me know her.

Figures you live in Iowa. Lexy lives in Indiana.

Your post was funny. Oh, last week I read four books. None of them literature though. But they did all have over 300 pages.

I made turkey patty melts for dinner last night, with vidalia onions... salad and kiwi. Could you manage something like that?

I thought it was amusing. Hoped you noticed.



Turkey patty melts? Don't insult me.

I even have a new apron. Want me to take pics in it?

just kidding

I have an apron with holly decorations on it.

So far, I'm batting zero!



I do ALL the crosswords in pen (and the Sudokus, too, even the 16x16 ones) -- and stimulating conversation has never really been a problem. And I'm definitely well-read and people accuse me of being confident all the time (can't figure that out!) but nobody ever says I'm a nice guy....!

And I'm STILL looking for someone to do my laundry....

But I can't cook at all....

Well lilith, besides the mileage in between, looks like you get your pick

I can't have Lexy as I have a kid.

IV though.... hmmm.

I feel guilty. I can't cook. I lied about that to get in your pants.

I'm a jerk.

biting tongue

That's the first step towards solving the problem!

Or so my instructors always said....

I can cook quite well. But I like being cooked for too.

Well, you don't want ninth-degree burns, trust me on that one. They're no fun.

I just enrolled in a cooking class - I will do whatever it takes to get what I want.

See - this is one of those examples in a "nice guy thread"- dont be a pusssy -

dont know how to cook? learn. do what it takes to get your girl!

Llama juice soothes the burns.

But you gotta squeeze a lot of llamas....

Well I can tell ya 1 thing ,the 1 guy that I thought I might still have feelings 4,well..No more will You be hereing about him after today..Cause He wanted to talk after 10 days I thought!! nope just wanted to try & use me AGAIN..So I stopped it before it even started..LIEE!!LIES!!LIES!!LIER think thats all he can do..well at least I only lost 5 months of my life to hiim..New day new start.And Soon I will Find Someone new..A good man ,One that will treat me right..& not use or abuse me..Just have to wait & let it hapopen & come to me..not rush it..