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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 54 | |
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Dear diary......Ive been craving chocolate milk alot lately.......... 
 I don't think the meditteranean diet and the accumulated vodka will cope....
There's two bottles of skyblue vodka leering at me in the fridge...I can't.......I just can't....I have vodkaphobia!!
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Dear diary......Ive been craving chocolate milk alot lately..........
you have been hitting purple's stash...... or your preggo's .......that damn rubber broke !   
With the latter applying to Teh Gyp. 
Of course you would. After all, you'd give your left arm to have a ride on Teh Moof. |
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Dear diary......Ive been craving chocolate milk alot lately..........
you have been hitting purple's stash...... or your preggo's .......that damn rubber broke !
With the latter applying to Teh Gyp.
Of course you would. After all, you'd give your left arm to have a ride on Teh Moof. 
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Dear diary......Ive been craving chocolate milk alot lately..........
I don't think the meditteranean diet and the accumulated vodka will cope....
There's two bottles of skyblue vodka leering at me in the fridge...I can't.......I just can't....I have vodkaphobia!!
You're welcome to them!!!!
It's their fault I keep typing gibberish....my galfriend just sent some of the pics from last night through on facecrack.....oh dear....it needs to be put in the shame file...I asked her to email them so I can upload them here...
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Dear diary......Im all out of chocolate milk. Why do people not deliver this stuff???
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Dear diary......Im all out of chocolate milk. Why do people not deliver this stuff???
That's because they're afraid to step foot on your property. |
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I have some Swiss Miss Hot chocolate!!!
<---------runs and makes it!! 
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My head and eyes are feeling a bit better....I just wish I knew what the culprit was to what Im allergic to.
If I found out........I would KILL IT!!!
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My head and eyes are feeling a bit better....I just wish I knew what the culprit was to what Im allergic to. If I found out........I would KILL IT!!!
It's probably from all that Swiss Miss chocolatey crap you poured down your pie-hole, you dolt. |
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Dear diary..
I really hate any shirt thats collar is anywhere near my neck.. Gag! whats up with those anyway? |
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My head and eyes are feeling a bit better....I just wish I knew what the culprit was to what Im allergic to. If I found out........I would KILL IT!!!
It's probably from all that Swiss Miss chocolatey crap you poured down your pie-hole, you dolt.
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My head and eyes are feeling a bit better....I just wish I knew what the culprit was to what Im allergic to. If I found out........I would KILL IT!!!
It's probably from all that Swiss Miss chocolatey crap you poured down your pie-hole, you dolt.
Like that has stopped you before... |
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww kittttttttttttttttty wuvs me and is sitting on my wap alllllllllll wuvvvvvvvvvvy doveyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
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I just kissed shadow on the lips!!!
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww kittttttttttttttttty wuvs me and is sitting on my wap alllllllllll wuvvvvvvvvvvy doveyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
It's probably just hungry and is playing the affection game to get something to eat. You know... like how most wimmens try to abscond with a man's money. |
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shaved kitty........
it's what for dinner ! 
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I just kissed shadow on the lips!!!
You would. And I bet you smell like cat food now, too. |
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Nope.........shadow loves me because Im his mommy!!!!
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Nope.........shadow loves me because Im his mommy!!!!
Who just happens to have the ability to open cans of cat food for his consumption. |
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