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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 54 | |
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<-----really a pit bull in disguise!!  
Must not be a very good disguise, then.   
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 I think I am a Damian Rottweiler dog, but really am one of those pocket rocket fluffy things women carry in their handbags...
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Edited by
moofooga
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Fri 08/28/09 11:36 PM
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<-----really a pit bull in disguise!!
Must not be a very good disguise, then.
Even if she's wearing a not-very-good pit bull disguise, I bet. |
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ya, she has pms and gps .........
you know what that mean's dont ya moof ????? she is a pissed off bit@h that can find your azz ! |
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ya, she has pms and gps ......... you know what that mean's dont ya moof ????? she is a pissed off bit@h that can find your azz ! 
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Dear diary......Ive been craving chocolate milk alot lately..........
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ya, she has pms and gps ......... you know what that mean's dont ya moof ????? she is a pissed off bit@h that can find your azz ! And she's got some FAT to boot! |
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Dear diary......Ive been craving chocolate milk alot lately..........
 I don't think the meditteranean diet and the accumulated vodka will cope....
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Dear diary......Ive been craving chocolate milk alot lately..........
Deeeeeeeearest Diary- I do that too. And I cant sleep! And I am leaving in 3 1/2 hours I need some chocolate milk with nyquil in it! |
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Dear diary......Ive been craving chocolate milk alot lately..........
you have been hitting purple's stash...... or your preggo's .......that damn rubber broke ! 
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Dear diary......Ive been craving chocolate milk alot lately..........
I don't think the meditteranean diet and the accumulated vodka will cope....
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Dear diary......Ive been craving chocolate milk alot lately..........
you have been hitting purple's stash...... or your preggo's .......that damn rubber broke !
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Dear diary......Ive been craving chocolate milk alot lately..........
I don't think the meditteranean diet and the accumulated vodka will cope....
There's two bottles of skyblue vodka leering at me in the fridge...I can't.......I just can't....I have vodkaphobia!!
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Dear diary......Ive been craving chocolate milk alot lately..........
you have been hitting purple's stash...... or your preggo's .......that damn rubber broke !
With the latter applying to Teh Gyp. |
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I blame Dan....he bought them for me...was ever so gentlemanly...except when it came time to go home....
what is that? they ply you full of alcomohol then grumble cause you talk vodkanese all the way home... 
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Dear diary......Ive been craving chocolate milk alot lately..........
I don't think the meditteranean diet and the accumulated vodka will cope....
There's two bottles of skyblue vodka leering at me in the fridge...I can't.......I just can't....I have vodkaphobia!!
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Dear diary......Ive been craving chocolate milk alot lately..........
you have been hitting purple's stash...... or your preggo's .......that damn rubber broke !
With the latter applying to Teh Gyp.
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I blame Dan....he bought them for me...was ever so gentlemanly...except when it came time to go home.... what is that? they ply you full of alcomohol then grumble cause you talk vodkanese all the way home...
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