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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 54
Jess642's photo
Fri 08/28/09 10:00 PM
Dear Diary,

Something happens when women don fishnets, fake eyelashes and their underwear, and go out! surprised

Had that much fun last night, AND still mamaged to crawl out of bed, to go to work, with fake eyelash still attached to forehead, hair standing on end, and possibly still one fishnet.....


Thankgoodness I work in the dark!!! scared


rofl rofl rofl

chevylover1965's photo
Fri 08/28/09 10:04 PM
laugh sounds like a good time to me !:banana: pitchfork

Jess642's photo
Fri 08/28/09 10:16 PM
Hi Chevy!!!!!!!!!!


It was the best time I have had out in ages...and all the guys that were dressed as Pimps...were so very gentlemanly...even the band was very 'in costume'...

the night was so much fun, and thankfully warm enough for the scantily clad Ho's....

Too much vodka, just enough laughter, and an excess of fun!pitchfork biggrin

chevylover1965's photo
Fri 08/28/09 10:24 PM
{{{jess}}} flowerforyou
im glad you had a great time !
every one need's to let loose every now and then !:banana: drinker :banana:

Jess642's photo
Fri 08/28/09 10:27 PM
and the best part is.....his lordship is still talking to me!!!!!!!surprised


Hahahahaa if debaucherous laughter and pretend fluttering false eyelash flirting is a divorcable offence....I should be a merry widow by now!


rofl blushing

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Fri 08/28/09 10:58 PM
Dear diary....you
know your getting old when your friends invite you out on a friday night and all you wanna do is go home and go to bed with your blankey and your cats!

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Fri 08/28/09 11:00 PM
I feel like crap.......my head hurts and my eyes hurt......I need more allergy pills....

and my tummy hurts!frown

Jess642's photo
Fri 08/28/09 11:04 PM
So does mine, but mine has something to do with vodka and shots and little sleep and work, and more vodka, and a bit more vodka...noway drinks

chevylover1965's photo
Fri 08/28/09 11:05 PM
aaaawwww{{{gypsy}}} flowerforyou

Jess642's photo
Fri 08/28/09 11:06 PM
Edited by Jess642 on Fri 08/28/09 11:06 PM
Dear Diary,


why does hangover food ALWAYS consist of weird stuff...have just eaten my body weight in dolmadi's, boccocini stuffed peppers and 9 000 olives....

I wasn't drinking ouzo....I should be craving potathuh oes or something...

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Fri 08/28/09 11:07 PM
I think I may just go to bed early tonight......

And I usually crave carbs and grease when Im hung over.....:tongue:

chevylover1965's photo
Fri 08/28/09 11:09 PM
thats better than fried spam samwhich .....laugh

Jess642's photo
Fri 08/28/09 11:09 PM
I think I am channeling the inner mediterranean...laugh


Sorry you are feeling unsettled....sad hearts suck...ohwell

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Fri 08/28/09 11:10 PM
Dear diary.....I feel terrible. I yelled some pretty mean things last night.....that I didnt mean.frown

Jess642's photo
Fri 08/28/09 11:15 PM
Edited by Jess642 on Fri 08/28/09 11:17 PM
Oh dear....ohwell

I used to do that ! Get all wordy and cranky and shout nasty stuff....it feels pretty awful...


I suspect that the forgiving heart will shine through...you're nothing, if not passionate about EVERYTHING... and that shows how REAL you are.

:heart:

chevylover1965's photo
Fri 08/28/09 11:19 PM
:banana: drinker :banana:

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Fri 08/28/09 11:19 PM
I go for the throat!!ohwell

I feel awful......:cry:

chevylover1965's photo
Fri 08/28/09 11:24 PM
ohwell

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Fri 08/28/09 11:25 PM
<-----really a pit bull in disguise!!scared glasses

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Fri 08/28/09 11:33 PM

<-----really a pit bull in disguise!!scared glasses


Must not be a very good disguise, then.

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