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Edited by
uk1971
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Tue 08/25/09 03:37 AM
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Italian Mother: 'Hello?' Daughter: 'Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?' Italian Mother: 'You're going out?' Daughter: 'Yes.' Italian Mother: 'With who?' Daughter: 'With a friend.' Italian Mother: 'I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.' Daughter: 'Ma, I didn't leave him..... He left me!' Italian Mother: 'You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies.' Daughter: 'Ma, I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?' Italian Mother: 'I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.' Daughter: 'There are lots of things that you did and I don't.' Italian Mother: 'What's that supposed to mean??' Daughter: 'Nothing, Ma. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.' Italian Mother: 'You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?' Daughter: 'Ma - He's my EX husband! I don't think he would be bothered! From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!' Italian Mother: 'So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?' Daughter: 'Ma! He's not a loser!' Italian Mother: 'A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite!' Daughter: 'Ma, I don't want to argue; should I bring over the kids or not?' Italian Mother: 'Poor children with such a mother.' Daughter: 'Excuse me??!!' Italian Mother: 'With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.' Daughter: 'ENOUGH MA!!' Italian Mother: 'Don't scream at me. You probably scream at the loser too!' Daughter: 'Great Ma, Now you're worried about the loser?' Italian Mother: 'Ah, so you see he is a loser and I spotted him immediately!' Daughter: 'Goodbye, mother..' Italian Mother: 'Wait! Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over? ' Daughter: 'I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!' Italian Mother: 'If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone? 
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oh gawd I can see that in a seinfield episode :P
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