Buttons...

Coffee/tea is always good, nice and light. Keep it real simple, this way
if there is a spark, connection whatever, you will know it....

Beans here...watch out where those sparks land!

JB....

Your toooo far away from me to ever have to worry about....sparks

Never know...beans can be insidious!

Nus, is your picante sauce from New York City?

NEWYORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

Lex....

Who do you have lined up for this date of yours? HUH

Only the best! Imported from a little spot just north of the Apollo
theatre on 127th street!

Same place makes an amazing pair of oven mitts, too!

JB....

In Harlem??

Yes ma'am-right there in the heart of the Bronx!

Puff -- Well, there's this girl named Olivia from Russia who wrote to me
and says she saw my profile and she wants to come over here and live
with me if I will send her 22 plane tickets. Which I think is
reasonable.

Oddly enough, her picture looks just like Hilary Duff, and, also oddly
enough, she apparently knows a Russian guy who looks exactly like Steve
Martin (who I assume is her dad), and her pictures show them reenacting
scenes from that movie "Cheaper By The Dozen."

"Wow!" I said to myself, "a Russian actress! What could be better?"

But it takes time for Russian girls to find all the American-grade
toilet paper and trendy jeans she will need for the trip....

Everything's fine as long as it isn't my ex-wife playing some cruel
joke.

Lex....

Be careful honey, wouldn't want a Russian woman snatching you away from
US

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD 1 BRO

I can not tell a lie.......I'm desperate

OK... I know it will get better eventually...

I just have NO patience!!!

I have never tried hard to get a date, quite the opposite, I tried to
not get a date.....figure that one out all you Einsteins? But Im
working on it...

Nope, I haven't been there as I'm not particularly interested in dating.
As far as making friends, I've never had a problem doing that.

There have been times I tried to hard.
Hasn't happened for yrs now.
Figured me out & enjoying life now.
Enjoy meeting friends & accepting the rest as it comes.

Sage...

That sounds like great advise, I will try to LISTEN, thank you

-Joanne