Well The house is a rockin don't bother knockin
B
Well The house is a rockin don't bother knockin
F# B F#
Well the house is a rockin don't bother come on in
VERSE 1
B
Kick off your your shoes start losing the blues
B
This old house old house ain't got nothing to lose
E B
Seen it all for years start spreading the news
F# B
We got room on the floor come on baby shake em loose
REPEAT CHORUS; PIANO & GUITAR SOLO; CHORUS AGAIN;

VERSE 2
Walkin up the street you can hear the sound
Of some bad honky tonkers really laying it down
you seen it all for years you got nothin to loose
so get out on the floor shimmy 'til you shak-em loose
REPEAT CHORUS; THEN SING:
F# B G9 F#9
I said the House is rockin' don't bother come on in

Big Road Blues...Who Wants Some?

My cats and neighbours are afraid of my fabulous tambo,,,,,,,,,,,,

really want to peek at your fabulous tambo

boo boo boo take a look at you
hangin' on third and daisy
whoa bo bo policeman after you
smokin' crack cocaine make you crazy
you think everything's perfect in your world today
i think everything's just not re-he-heally
take out your glass pipe
take off your sunglasses
and tell me what you can see
and i say
lies, corruption, look this way
girly on the corner but she's not okay
you got lies if you got rats in the street
you got, no shoes no shoes on your babies feet

whoa ho ho ho ho, it's a perfect world
perfect world
it's a perfect world
it's a perfect world
yow

bo bo bo take a look at you
on your way to kenny's
whoa bo bo why don't you stop that crap?
smokin that bum makes you crazy
but everything's crazy in the world today
so you, you might as well smoke it anyway
i say, you might as well
it hit, it lit, you well like that
which you cannot say
what is up?
what's down?
what is up?
what's down?
what's up what's down?
i don't know what's going round
head is spinning and it feels alright
but the kids
the kids
the kids are alright

bo bo bo bo it's a perfect world
whoa on and on it's a perfect world
gotta keep living in a perfect world
gotta keep pushing in a perfect world
gotta keep pushing in a perfect world
gotta keep pushing
you know we could end it right there

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm many have wanted to...........

someone's getting cocky.....(pun intended)

DEAR DIARY..........there are reasons whyI check the adams apple............cause some of these girls are sooooooooooooooooooo grosssssssssssssssss............

and I can be gross sista.......but these girls are nassssssssssssssssty!!!

makes me think...........were you ever women??/ \\
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Dear diary.......the CHRISTIANS want ME!!!

How about NO!!!!


nonononononoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Keep your lies and christian VALUES AWAY from ME!!!!

I would much rather sin with the people who are not liars and thieves!!

Oh bloody hell!!!

im gonna tie u to a cross and ...

OH MYYYYYYYYYYYY LAWWWWWWWWWWWD ITS JERITOL!!!!

nice big juicy.....




















































cantaloupe?

oh Yes im glad 2 see me 2

Ok.....should I just go back to bed????

First CHRISTIANS

Then there are the GINGERS
Jeritol and cantaloupes?????