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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 38 | |
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He keeps moving my bathroom and that is why I can't find it
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He puts panties on his head and dances to Elvis songs
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Is that what I saw at my neighbors house?
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waiting for me to open door, has binoculars in hand
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and my neighbor, the farmer's daughter and her friends were going in!
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was I finish showering?
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was pretending to be the farmers daughter
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built gardens all over the state just so he could have hoes in diff area codes
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forgets she needs to dial the California code: 69
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Accidentally peed in his car's gas tank, and now it won't start!
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doesn't lift the toilet seat up and pees all over it
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didnt know being a milf means they want you to mother them
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didnt know being a milf means they want you to mother them  she ate my dingo |
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having been a mother of teenagers she understands why some animals eat their young
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needs a good eatin,
 I mean a good whip'n
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has to wear 2 depends because his bladder is outta control!
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talk about his penis with old men
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Has eaten at every Cracker Barrel in the U.S.
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is a traveling waitress
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