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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 38 | |
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Really loves the North, instead of the South
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Buys shrimp in the desert.
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Thinks Labor Day is only for pregnant women
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Puts mayonaise on her face at night.
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her sweat tastes like Tang
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distant relative of cousin IT
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Looked around for someone to take her picture but decided she would do it best
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accidentally locked herself in the pantry for a week, surviving on condiments alone. ^
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Shakes palm trees to let the cocoanuts fall on his head.
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Edited by
heavenlyboy34
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Sun 09/06/09 04:28 PM
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doesn't realize that the palm trees in my state don't bear coconuts, and I've never been up close to a coconut-bearing tree.
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ordered a cocoanut bearing palm tree through craigslist
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makes sausages with the corpses of salesmen who come to her door and serves them to dinner guests!
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Buys shrimp in the desert. We have seafood markets here in the desert, FYI. 
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Edited by
ForestHawk
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Sun 09/06/09 05:07 PM
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Hitman for hire only catch is he beats people to death with a wet noodle
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Uses salad tongs as castinets when he salsa dances.
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Planning a hit on Elmo from Sesame Street
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puts postage stamps upside down on her mail
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BB really wants to live in Utah
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Is designing a line of dresses sure to dazzle
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She teaches puppies how to pee on the paper
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