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Is someone sat on this chair?
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Edited by
robert1652
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Thu 08/13/09 06:25 PM
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Picture this, it is about six PM and you are eating dinner.
Riiiiiing...Riiiiiing... Am I catching you at a bad time? Or better yet, There is a sign that says "do not feed bears," and some arsehole has to ask "Why?" |
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"Why are you wearing that scarf?"
"Uh, because its winter." |
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"Why are you wearing that scarf?" "Uh, because its winter." 
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"Hey, wheres the fitting room?"
[guy points to the left] "Right there where it says fitting room" |
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Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a ********? If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop? Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year? Why are Softballs hard? Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet. Why do we scrub Down and wash Up? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Can blind people see their dreams? Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump? Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2? What color would a smurf turn if you choked it? Where's the egg in an egg roll? Why aren't blue berries blue? Where is the lead in a lead pencil? Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?  WOW, that about covers all mine LMFAO!!
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Yeah, Hyway man didn't leave any for us. Good job though, hwy man thanks. How about one for hyway man. Is road kill dangerous? If not, then does it taste sanfordized?
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You are at work and they ask "are you busy"
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While trying to unlock a door with hands full of bags, about to drop everything...
and someone looks at you and asks "Do you need help with that?" 
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If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? A friend of mine got REALLY bored one day, and he had " adopted " a stray cat that had been hanging around at his place. He decided to test Murphy's Law vs the theory that cats always land on their feet. He said the results were inconclusive. lol |
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While trying to unlock a door with hands full of bags, about to drop everything... and someone looks at you and asks "Do you need help with that?" You would rather they just walk up and grab your groceries?? What if it were a complete stranger? |
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On a day like today,'Is it hot enough for you?'. People are idiots
 be seeing you
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"Are They Real ???"
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"Are They Real ???" MMMMM the question most men want to know but are afraid to ask. "Are you sleeping?" or "Are you awake?" |
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While trying to unlock a door with hands full of bags, about to drop everything... and someone looks at you and asks "Do you need help with that?" You would rather they just walk up and grab your groceries?? What if it were a complete stranger? Well, I guess in my brain (scary place, I know) I was thinking along the lines of people who just say it and don't mean it. I've had complete strangers come up while in that situation and say "Here, let me help you with that". Plus, it might happen to be a really cute, single male stranger. 
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Edited by
misstina2
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Sun 08/16/09 08:09 AM
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 people that knowly call your home phone and ask"Where are you at?"
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Sitting at my desk alone, boss asks "are you with a customer?" This is his code for get your dumb useless arse into my office so I can brow beat you in private!
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Is this the end of the line?
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Why are YOU single??
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