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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 51
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Thu 08/13/09 01:00 AM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Thu 08/13/09 01:01 AM

You missed the blow jobs today!!!devil noway :tongue: laugh laugh laugh

omg tea makes muriel crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy!!!laugh laugh laugh



I heard you blew bubbles when you were youngerhappy

bigsmile Bubbles is in town and looking for ya.

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Thu 08/13/09 01:01 AM
yawn I'm off.... to bed.....
.......like a screaming herd of turtles .....yawn waving asleep

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Thu 08/13/09 01:02 AM


You missed the blow jobs today!!!devil noway :tongue: laugh laugh laugh

omg tea makes muriel crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy!!!laugh laugh laugh



I heard you blew bubbles when you were youngerhappy

bigsmile Bubbles is in town and looking for ya.
rofl rofl rofl rofl you also missed me having sex with 4000 nigerians and having 1100 kenyan babies!!shocked rofl rofl

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Thu 08/13/09 01:02 AM

yawn I'm off.... to bed.....
.......like a screaming herd of turtles .....yawn waving asleep
gnite purple!!!drinker

Im back to late night...........its WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!laugh :banana:

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 08/13/09 01:07 AM
Gnite Purpleflowerforyou



..and Gyps...try explaining getting knocked up 25+% by Nigerians...and having a half ton of Kenyan babies.

It's just the math and genetics that are stumping me.noway

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Thu 08/13/09 01:07 AM
Dear diary......its pretty fantastic to have eyelids again!!spock rofl

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Thu 08/13/09 01:09 AM

Gnite Purpleflowerforyou



..and Gyps...try explaining getting knocked up 25+% by Nigerians...and having a half ton of Kenyan babies.

It's just the math and genetics that are stumping me.noway
Math really isnt my forte'.....but its ALL TRUE!!! I READ IT MYSELF IN THE ENQUIRER!!!shocked

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 08/13/09 01:14 AM
I wanna see the pictures

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Thu 08/13/09 01:17 AM

I wanna see the pictures
Hmmmmmmmmmm lemme see if I can dig them up!!!devil

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Thu 08/13/09 01:27 AM
Dear diary.....I just realized something.

I cannot act like myself around men. They make me nervous.....scared

Im myself right now.....but I cant show that in public!noway

damnitscloudy's photo
Thu 08/13/09 01:28 AM

Dear diary.....I just realized something.

I cannot act like myself around men. They make me nervous.....scared

Im myself right now.....but I cant show that in public!noway


So your normal self is crazy, but your public self is normal? noway laugh

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Thu 08/13/09 01:30 AM


Dear diary.....I just realized something.

I cannot act like myself around men. They make me nervous.....scared

Im myself right now.....but I cant show that in public!noway


So your normal self is crazy, but your public self is normal? noway laugh
My public self is probably pretty boring.....

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Thu 08/13/09 02:05 AM
dear diary.......you have 23 minutes till I............
































go to bed!!!bigsmile Then I blow this website to SMITHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS!!!pitchfork

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Thu 08/13/09 02:26 AM
and IM NOT ADORABLE!!!!explode

But at least I now know what frottage means......surprised rofl

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Thu 08/13/09 02:30 AM
ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa the emails are keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeling meh!!!!!rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Thu 08/13/09 06:33 AM
Here's one for ya mark and kevin. Me in the bowl at full throttle saloon before the concert with a half naked goyl.

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Thu 08/13/09 07:01 AM
Its the morning after vaca diary. Mountain of bills in the mailbox. Gonna be an interesting month to say the least. Actually its going to be an interesting end of summer all together.

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Thu 08/13/09 07:09 AM
I'm going to feel like a mechanic- that's for sure. AC unit in monster truck. Rear axle seals in monster truck. Rear brakes in monster truck. New U joints in hydrogen fuel cell truck. New brake lines in ford truck. New shift linkage on new bike. New clutch handle on new bike. Primary chain on new bike. Clutch adjustment on new bike. Assorted parts on new bike. Ignition switch and kickstand safety switch on old bike. New valves and lifters on old bike. Speedo sensor on another bike. New battery on drag bike. New battery in monster truck. New tires on drag bike. The list goes on and on.

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Thu 08/13/09 08:55 AM
Glad you made it home bikerdrinker

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Thu 08/13/09 08:57 AM
mother told me

yes she told me

I'd meet guys like YOU!!!scared

She also told me

stay away

you'll never know what you''ll catch!!shocked

:banana: drinker

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