Topic: how do you repair a
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Fri 08/07/09 02:07 PM
go to wally world and get a bike patch..... DAAAA It works for bouncing balls......

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Fri 08/07/09 02:09 PM

Go to Walmart & get a bicycle tube repair kit....... so i've heard


YOU win! you just thought of that before i could read the thread.. Great minds think alike but I am sure I lost this one!

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Fri 08/07/09 02:16 PM


does it do dishes and take out the garbage?


No...but, niether does the real thing....and at an average of $6k....it is definitely cheaper than any of our latest ex.......

if you think I am wrong....see what the avg cost of divorce is among the troops......

I will gladly drop $6k instead of getting nickeled and dimed for decades worth of wasted time.




Excuse me! I do 3 sets of dishes every day, I cook 5 meals a day, along with 3 to 7 loads of laundry, I mop the floor, vacuum 6 times a day, and i clean up all the toys in the house! I read books, teach abc, and 123. I also patt your back to go to sleep and kiss you on the forhead and say good night sweet dreams.

I wash your hands and face and sometimes your feet, I sing songs to you and watch tv with you on my lap.

I even give you treats if your real real good and have done a good deed.

I will teach you manners, respect and empathy before the day is out.

the only thing i as is this... Don't piss in my face! And yes I do take out the diapers at the end of the day!

O my cost $14.50 for 10hour day pay!

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Fri 08/07/09 02:22 PM

blowup doll


she`s lost her UMMFFFFF
THIS happens sometimes to the best of um..
If her ego has deflated, you need to possibly give her C.P.R,
orally,,,,,,,,maybe for about an hour or so....
That stands for, "Cap Personal Reblow", wink..




Find the tiny center release between her legs,(OH,SORRY,OR HIS)lol
Its very small and kind-of oval shaped-round,,,,then take your fingers and flip it out,,,then insert your mouth over the open hole and lightly blow until she starts to rise and get firm....
The more you do this the firmer she will feel,,,,,,,,,







Tell me I AM THE MAN,,,,,to have thought this one up,,,,wink,
LOL,lOL,LOL,LOL,
Hey,,,some things a man NEVER forgets,,,,,,lol,lol

cas6285's photo
Fri 08/07/09 02:30 PM

Put some super glue all over,, and make her a ceramic doll !!!


There's a joke here...

And for the Op, Duct tape fixes everything. happy

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Fri 08/07/09 02:32 PM


blowup doll


she`s lost her UMMFFFFF
THIS happens sometimes to the best of um..
If her ego has deflated, you need to possibly give her C.P.R,
orally,,,,,,,,maybe for about an hour or so....
That stands for, "Cap Personal Reblow", wink..




Find the tiny center release between her legs,(OH,SORRY,OR HIS)lol
Its very small and kind-of oval shaped-round,,,,then take your fingers and flip it out,,,then insert your mouth over the open hole and lightly blow until she starts to rise and get firm....
The more you do this the firmer she will feel,,,,,,,,,


OOO OOOOO Baby THE MAN!

OOO OOOOO Baby THE MAN!

OOO OOOOO Baby THE MAN!

OOO OOOOO Baby THE MAN!

OOO OOOOO Baby THE MAN!

OOO OOOOO Baby THE MAN!

OOO OOOOO Baby THE MAN!

Ego rubbed, stroked and shaded pink!







Tell me I AM THE MAN,,,,,to have thought this one up,,,,wink,
LOL,lOL,LOL,LOL,
Hey,,,some things a man NEVER forgets,,,,,,lol,lol

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Fri 08/07/09 02:34 PM
ill give her umph! Ill make her look like the whore she is.


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Fri 08/07/09 02:39 PM
rubber debbie, youre the one
you make bedtime lots of fun
rubber debbie, i'm awfully fond of you

woh woh, bee doh

rubber debbie, joy of joys
when i squeeze you, you make noise!
rubber debbie, youre my very best friend, its true!

doo doo doo doooo, doo doo

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Fri 08/07/09 02:41 PM

blowup doll


she`s lost her UMMFFFFF
Try your own "special" glue and make sure U apply PLENTY of pressure on the hole!!bigsmile bigsmile :banana:

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Fri 08/07/09 02:42 PM

I think Mikey117 has the answer for you laugh laugh

His doll has more patches on it than a patchwork quiltlaugh
Patty U are sooooooooooooo much ahead of me, how do U know me so well?bigsmile

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Fri 08/07/09 02:43 PM
noway and this is how I start my morning's read???


I need therapy.


rofl



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Fri 08/07/09 02:48 PM

I would think that buying a bicycle tube repair kit, a pool liner repair kit, a tent repair kit, or a waterbed patch kit. would all work. Maybe even a dab of rubber glue. Hold her under water inflated, look for where the bubbles come out, and then make a small circle around that hole so you can find it later.
I've only made patches on tires and tents, and don't know for sure what will or will not make a proper adhesion on the plastic used for a blowup doll. I would suggest take all that energy and time, and try to find a real doll that has a pulse. I'm sure there are plenty of single, horny women that are just waiting for a confident guy to come along who hopefully doesn't have a blowup doll in his closet, or you could make sweet love to your hand. My hand and I share a real bond, that it would take a hell of a woman to challenge, and take it's place as my #1 lover.
I hope bubbles gets to filling better.


TMI, Good Grief

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Fri 08/07/09 02:49 PM

Years of therapy?????smokin


drinker laugh

rofl rofl

krupa's photo
Fri 08/07/09 02:49 PM

noway and this is how I start my morning's read???


I need therapy.


rofl





No Jess...you don't need therapy....you need Krupapy...(that just sounds sooooo wrong but the fact remains......you would be much better off if you an I were naked trying to make sense of it all)

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Fri 08/07/09 02:52 PM


noway and this is how I start my morning's read???


I need therapy.


rofl





No Jess...you don't need therapy....you need Krupapy...(that just sounds sooooo wrong but the fact remains......you would be much better off if you an I were naked trying to make sense of it all)



Krupapy???? Mate that just sounds wrong in 97 different languages...


rofl

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Fri 08/07/09 02:58 PM

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Fri 08/07/09 03:00 PM

blowup doll


she`s lost her UMMFFFFF


Take her to a tire plus. They'lll fix her for ya and put air for free... :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Fri 08/07/09 03:02 PM


blowup doll


she`s lost her UMMFFFFF


Take her to a tire plus. They'lll fix her for ya and put air for free... :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :banana: :banana: :banana:


And let them fill it with Helium. He would start talking funny if he gives the doll an oral. :smile:

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Fri 08/07/09 03:04 PM
Edited by Atlantis75 on Fri 08/07/09 03:04 PM
damn. double post.

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Fri 08/07/09 03:05 PM



blowup doll


she`s lost her UMMFFFFF


Take her to a tire plus. They'lll fix her for ya and put air for free... :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :banana: :banana: :banana:


And let them fill it with Helium. He would start talking funny if he gives the doll an oral. :smile:



Hahahaha!!!! I was just asking his lordship about helium, and if it would be like having sex with an invisible girl...rofl