have you tried hitting it with a hammer yet?

or just ask someone to hold it together realy tightly, while you use it

You been showing that b1tch who is boss again Phil?

i try to but she just lays there with this dumb look on her face

Take it/her/him down to your local "OK RUBBER WELDERS", they should be able to fix ya right up!

Just get in line...right there behind that '57 Chevy, and take a number!

Really? Thats just sad. She should be more bloody grateful!

Does she say thank you after? Or does she just lay there all miserable and deflated?

right now shes out of breath

Do ye thank maybe a "plug and a pump" would fix it up?

Guess I should of asked , "just how big of a old hole has she got there Cottnell?"

she got three sticky holes and a pin hole

Sooo...what do you use to wash her out with...a bottle brush?

Hmmm, who you been a lettin' use them there 3 sticky holes, and stay away from that there "pin hole"! That sticky stuff, may have been toxic...and just eat right through....

you mean i`m supposed to wash her?

I would think that buying a bicycle tube repair kit, a pool liner repair kit, a tent repair kit, or a waterbed patch kit. would all work. Maybe even a dab of rubber glue. Hold her under water inflated, look for where the bubbles come out, and then make a small circle around that hole so you can find it later.
I've only made patches on tires and tents, and don't know for sure what will or will not make a proper adhesion on the plastic used for a blowup doll. I would suggest take all that energy and time, and try to find a real doll that has a pulse. I'm sure there are plenty of single, horny women that are just waiting for a confident guy to come along who hopefully doesn't have a blowup doll in his closet, or you could make sweet love to your hand. My hand and I share a real bond, that it would take a hell of a woman to challenge, and take it's place as my #1 lover.
I hope bubbles gets to filling better.

well, i had to get rid of bubbles. i put her out in the kitchen to make me breakfast this morning and when i got out of the shower the b!tch was just sitting there with that dumb look on her face and no breakfast. she was a air head anyway

May I suggest Googling "Real Doll"...

sure they are $5,000-$7,000...but, they are AWESOME!!!!!! They look better than the real thing and you never have to worry about patching! (ahem....at least that is what I hear)

does it do dishes and take out the garbage?

No...but, niether does the real thing....and at an average of $6k....it is definitely cheaper than any of our latest ex.......

if you think I am wrong....see what the avg cost of divorce is among the troops......

I will gladly drop $6k instead of getting nickeled and dimed for decades worth of wasted time.