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Topic: Whooo Hoooo!! - part 2
Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Wed 08/19/09 08:18 AM Edited by Haley1243 on Wed 08/19/09 08:21 AM
Captain Metal Arrrrggggg. What a headache. ((Yes, rum wenches. And grog, lols of grog? )) Do you wenches know a pirate's favorite drink????? A Marrrrrrrrgggggggggirita! Coffee ! Loads and loads of Coffee! Or hot chocolate with walk the plank marshmellows!

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Wed 08/19/09 08:25 AM Edited by Haley1243 on Wed 08/19/09 08:27 AM
This must be the booty everyone is talking about!

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Wed 08/19/09 08:37 AM
Hi (((Haley!))) Yer making me hungry!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 08/19/09 09:12 AM
Captain Metal Arrrrggggg. What a headache. ((Yes, rum wenches. And grog, lols of grog? )) A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" "What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine." The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really." "Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really." "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes." "Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye." "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!" "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Wed 08/19/09 09:12 AM
I'm hungry for booty

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Wed 08/19/09 09:12 AM
Sorry Hooly!

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Wed 08/19/09 09:14 AM
Captain Metal Arrrrggggg. What a headache. ((Yes, rum wenches. And grog, lols of grog? )) A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" "What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine." The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really." "Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really." "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes." "Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye." "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!" "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 08/19/09 09:17 AM


Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Wed 08/19/09 09:21 AM
Aye Cap'n my eye patch is working too well-I can't see the picture!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 08/19/09 09:24 AM
Aye Cap'n my eye patch is working too well-I can't see the picture! Move it so it only covers one eye!

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Wed 08/19/09 09:27 AM
Aye Cap'n -- now everything's gone dark.... I have to stop wearing these ginormous pirate hats!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 08/19/09 09:40 AM
Captain Metal Arrrrggggg. What a headache. ((Yes, rum wenches. And grog, lols of grog? )) Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Wed 08/19/09 10:01 AM Edited by Haley1243 on Wed 08/19/09 10:03 AM
Pirate walks into a bar. The bartender ask Hey "whats up with that stearing wheel hanging out of your pants?" Pirate replies, " Arrrg, I don't know but it is driving me nuts!"

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 08/19/09 10:20 AM
Pirate walks into a bar. The bartender ask Hey "whats up with that stearing wheel hanging out of your pants?" Pirate replies, " Arrrg, I don't know but it is driving me nuts!" LOL Arrrrrrgggggg!

Pata Joined Sat 07/07/07 Posts: 23705	Wed 08/19/09 10:48 AM
WHO´S BEEN PUTTIN THEIR GRUBBY FINGERS ON MY BOOTY????????? *******runs off in search of more booty****** aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg!!!!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 08/19/09 10:52 AM
Captain Metal First Matey Pata is coming awake! I would warn thee to beware her sharp sabre. Arrrrggggg. What a headache. ((Yes, rum wenches. And grog, lols of grog? )) Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Wed 08/19/09 11:12 AM Edited by Haley1243 on Wed 08/19/09 11:13 AM
What does a pirate call his friends in the military? "Arrrrrrrr me" maties!!! Why do young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten?\ Because their fathers insist that there are seven Cs!!!!

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Wed 08/19/09 11:14 AM
I'll be back later maybe! Be good you bunch of scurvy pirates....And Hooly

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 08/19/09 12:13 PM
Captain Metal Arrrrggggg. What a headache. ((Yes, rum wenches. And grog, lols of grog? )) What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? Rookie!

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Wed 08/19/09 02:00 PM Edited by Holly4459 on Wed 08/19/09 02:02 PM
Pata