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| Topic: Whooo Hoooo!! - part 2 | |
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 Captain Metal
C'mere me beauty! Wench Holly get more spankings, just because.
And sing this corus while yur gittin yur paddinlin'! I'm a pirate! That I be! I sail me ship upon the sea! I stay up late - till half past three! And that's a peg below me knee! I like to fish, I like to fight I like to stay up half the night When I say "starboard" ye go right! Me ma, she says, "Ye look a fright!" 
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More More More!!!!
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You're a greedy wench!
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You're a greedy wench!
I'm just doing my duty! 
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Captain Metal
Arrrrggggg! Shiver me timbers wenches. Ye have not much use in a battle but those are some mighty fine looking boots.
Learn the last verse to the pirate song while ye open another keg of grog. I'm a pirate! That I be! I sail me ship upon the sea! I stay up late - till half past three! And that's a peg below me knee! I've got no hand but that's me hook! I pillage stuff but I'm no crook. Me booty's in this chest I took. They'll write about me in a book! 
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Captain Metal
Arrrrggggg! Shiver me timbers wenches. Ye have not much use in a battle but those are some mighty fine looking boots.
Learn the last verse to the pirate song while ye open another keg of grog. I'm a pirate! That I be! I sail me ship upon the sea! I stay up late - till half past three! And that's a peg below me knee! I've got no hand but that's me hook! I pillage stuff but I'm no crook. Me booty's in this chest I took. They'll write about me in a book!
I have some booty for you Cap'n! 
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Okay, then you are probably in good graces with the Captain and "having fun, fun, fun 'till daddy takes the Tbird..."
Uh-oh. Wrong song! 
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Captain Metal
Arrrrgggggg! Where is that first Matey Pata? Is she passed out drunk below deck again!!
What destination do your wenches think we should take? 
Oh, and we could always use more wenches. Arrrrrggggg. |
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Can we go capture some sexy male prisoners?
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I secong that we need more male booty in here!
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 yes please!
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I caught one, Captain! Can I bring him home???
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Wench Galendgirl...... That parrot is looking mean ... like a pirate........:: 
But that's a fine rum yur serving up. 
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Edited by
galendgirl
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Tue 08/18/09 08:16 PM
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Enough rum and the parrot gets VERY happy...
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Captain Metal
Wench Haley! Ye look like a landlubber! Here Matey, put on one of First Matey Pata'a outfits so ye look like a pirate.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!!!!!!! |
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I caught one, Captain! Can I bring him home???
Captain Metal
Throw the landlubber in chains below deck so we have something to feed to the sharks later.
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 uh oh-----I haven't developed my sea legs.....
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Captain Metal
Land Ho Mateys Land Ho
THE LOST ISLAND OF EVIL SPIRITS Now all ye buxom wenches find us some provisions and booty so we will be fully stocked for our next mission. |
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Twinkies, devil dogs, cheescake
aye we will eat well on our journey Cap'n! 
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Captain Metal
We need to study a new map mateys
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