Cannons, Conans!!! Now we're cooking!

oh my!

Look at the "little" one ...embarassed and hiding in the back!

Captain Metal

Haley, Hooly/Holly get spankings, just because.

Oooo0oo0ooooo0o!!!

I like your reasoning Metal!

Yoohoo Wahoo Threaders! Where are you?

Where is Cap'n Metal???????

First Mate Pata?


Wench Galen?

I'm here at last...serving up the rum for all!

Not to fond of rum Galend... How about something Fruity?

I'll mix you up a fruity drink with a little umbrella, but don't let the other pirates know...they'll make fun of you!

They will make up a song about me

Connie the sissy pirate had a little fruity drink......

Capn Morgan straight up for me thanks!

Here ya go, ladies!

Captain Metal



Arrrrggggg. What a headache.

((Pata, I thing we need more Rum! Now where is that rum wenches? ))

Avast! Wenches it is time to drink rum and sing songs! Where be thee?

I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!

Yo Ho, my friends I have a tale
of treasure, plunder, sea and sail
my story's bigger than a whale
it gets so deep, ye'll have to bail.

Cap'n -can I be borrowin' yer eye make-up!!!?

And my hair keep falling in my face could you tell me who your hairdresser is?

"Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum."