Topic: Polish Joke
Loves2Please's photo
Mon 10/02/06 10:16 AM
Q: Did you hear about the polock that locked his keys in his car?
A: Took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out.

Q: Why do polish dogs have flat noses?
A: From chasing parked cars.

Q: What did the polock mother say when her daughter said she was
pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's yours?"

...and finally: Q: How do you keep an polock in suspense?

heather's photo
Wed 10/04/06 10:19 AM
they are funny thank you loves2Please

Sportychic's photo
Thu 10/05/06 08:35 PM
lmao

alexpro's photo
Tue 07/21/09 01:31 PM
hey now im polish but today i can laugh at myself :
Q:you know how to confuse a polock
a:put him in a round room AND TELL HIM TO GO PEE IN THE CORNER

Q:YOU KNOW HOW YOU GET A ONE ARM POLOCK OUT OF THE TREE
A:WAVE TO HIM
Q:YOU KNOW Y HE WAS IN THE TREE IN THE FIRST PLACE
A:RAKING THE LEAVES

MirrorMirror's photo
Tue 07/21/09 02:21 PM

Q: Did you hear about the polock that locked his keys in his car?
A: Took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out.

Q: Why do polish dogs have flat noses?
A: From chasing parked cars.

Q: What did the polock mother say when her daughter said she was
pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's yours?"

...and finally: Q: How do you keep an polock in suspense?
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Tue 07/21/09 02:33 PM
are ethnic jokes now permitted?

perhaps a good Japanese,Ghana, or Chinese joke.......would slip by the mods, as well.......

Hmmmmmmm There was was a man from the Ivory Coast.......

blueeyez40's photo
Tue 07/21/09 04:56 PM
would it be ok if i sat next to you and told ''people of color'' jokes? probably not, for then i'd be called predjudiced or racist.
Shame on you.

Trevor_Mallow's photo
Tue 07/21/09 05:34 PM

would it be ok if i sat next to you and told ''people of color'' jokes? probably not, for then i'd be called predjudiced or racist.
Shame on you.


Oh lord, there always has to be a buzz kill, right wing, PC activist in every bunch. Go watch Fox news, the only news worth laughing at.

auburngirl's photo
Tue 07/21/09 06:52 PM

would it be ok if i sat next to you and told ''people of color'' jokes? probably not, for then i'd be called predjudiced or racist.
Shame on you.


drinker

Mr_Music's photo
Tue 07/21/09 06:55 PM

would it be ok if i sat next to you and told ''people of color'' jokes? probably not, for then i'd be called predjudiced or racist.
Shame on you.


Oh, give it a rest! Us Polacks KNOW who and what we are, and we don't easily get "offended", especially poking fun at our own eccentricities. We don't get bent out of shape for speaking the truth about ourselves.

auburngirl's photo
Tue 07/21/09 06:57 PM


would it be ok if i sat next to you and told ''people of color'' jokes? probably not, for then i'd be called predjudiced or racist.
Shame on you.


Oh, give it a rest! Us Polacks KNOW who and what we are, and we don't easily get "offended", especially poking fun at our own eccentricities. We don't get bent out of shape for speaking the truth about ourselves.


That's good then! BUT, it is a double standard that some ethnic jokes are deemed acceptable while others would cause an uprising.

auburngirl's photo
Tue 07/21/09 06:57 PM
Not to mention this thread is 3 yrs old???

Mr_Music's photo
Tue 07/21/09 06:59 PM
Damn RIGHT, it's good! There's no reason to completely lose our frickin' minds simply because somebody made a joke about us, especially if it's largely true. Even if it isn't, we still know how to laugh at ourselves.

We're NON-P.C., and proud of it!

no photo
Tue 07/21/09 08:23 PM



Damn RIGHT, it's good! There's no reason to completely lose our frickin' minds simply because somebody made a joke about us, especially if it's largely true. Even if it isn't, we still know how to laugh at ourselves.


so ethnicities that are offended by jokes about them are in denial ???

Trevor_Mallow's photo
Tue 07/21/09 09:55 PM
ok mods time for a lock befote this gets out of hand.

Mr_Music's photo
Wed 07/22/09 06:42 AM
It's not your fault that some people are extremely overly sensitive and have a huge humor deficiency.

adj4u's photo
Wed 07/22/09 09:05 AM

ok mods time for a lock befote this gets out of hand.


hope you never make it to elected office


pitchfork

redhead44613's photo
Sat 07/25/09 02:06 PM
I am polish as well...an well most of the polish jokes are bout me lol. My polish side shows more then anything.. frustrated