So, I was playing over on a mostly British site I stumbled onto...it's a hoot BTW... Mainly a group of ladies who met on a wedding planning site...drinking tea in the afternoon & getting pleasantly smashed in the evenings...when I came across this post:

I'm soooo ashamed! So, I missed me time & as I was just recently fitted with the coil, I was afraid it would get stuck in the baby's 'ead. So, I went into the loo at work & must've not closed the door properly, when one of the ladies opened the door only to find me foot on the loo with me 'and up me foof & now she's told 'alf the office that I was in there for a diddle!

I LMFAO after I converted it from British to Texan...oh my!

So how many of you can easily convert regional colloquialisms & vernacular into American-speak? And how hard is it for our foreign friends?

That is funny.

i speak jive

I hate to admit it, but I caught myself reading her post in a very bad Monty Pythonesque accent...which just made it even funnier to me...

And can't you just totally see Eric Idle wearing a little dress with a matching hat telling the story at the laundromat?

very good phuque

EGGZACTLY!!! And don't forget the cat's eye glasses!

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! I have to with every post I read!!!!!!!!!

OMG not the glasses!

I can get along in four languages and have traveled some but I still have a L of a time with British speak.

American-speak? That sounds so horrible!

OMG! They really talk about that stuff?

Oh, stop it, Tami! I've caught you with your 'and up your foof as well!

Phuque its also called Chuffbox in the uk if ya get my meaning

Even though I know better...I still get a giggle when an Englishman asks me for a fag...

give us a fag phuque

You would think those crazy Brits would learn to speak proper english....you know...TEXAN!