... What would YOU program it for?

I'd make it so I could fight alongside William Wallace.

Playboy Mansion, Star Trek Episodes, Roman Circus, lions feeding, OK Corral gun battle, Wizard of Oz, ... is there a limit?

I would have holographic versions of some of the ladies here on Mingle

i would program it to experience a really cool movie...

A zen garden,

a Sex room of my very own, with all of the toys and gadgets included.

Eatible world.


Toys of every kind in a wonderworld of my sons own.

Real life Halo 3.

Pizza trees.


My own land with my own mansion.


Ummm.. and other things i will think of later.

A certain battle during the Viet Nam conflict where my elder cousin was killed. It happened in 1967, when I was just 3, so I don't remember him.

Billie Piper and an unlimited supply of Pepsi....

it would be something different every single time.

i'd be the queen of somewhere or other... i'd be a rock star... i'd be freuds ex wife... i'd be beatrix potter's best friend... i'd be the fly on the wall in the secret kennedy room..

who knows.

Isn't this the BEST thread idea EVER?

OK, for me...

I'd have a conversation with Mark Twain, J.R.R. Tolkein, Emily Bronte, Dr. Seuss, L. Frank Baum, Roald Dahl and Bram Stoker.

I'd visit every era in history for a while.

I'd have my own cottage like Miss Honey's in Matilda on a beach where my kids would live most of the time.

I'd... damn there are SO many possibilities...

As far away in the wilderness as possible.

...the Universe, and I required no oxygen, surrounded by an indestructible force-field. I could travel light years with but a thought, and would carry a camcorder with LOTS and LOTS of memory sticks and DV cassettes.
I would program it to simulate an ability to return to earth with only a thought, at any time-period.
I would drive the nicest car (horse, whatever)of the era, wear the nicest clothes, approach a beautiful woman in a coffee shop, saloon, etc., and ask, "want me to take you to the moon?".

I'd have a room filled with Vulcan women going through the pon farr at the same time.

Snarky is a Trekkie?!?!?!?!?!?!


SHHHHHAAAAAAAAWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIING That is sooooooo hawt!

Let's see....holodeck

Planet of drunken horny space chicks....(that is just a given).
Wrestle with Jesus.
Learn to roller disco with Dolly Parton.
Paintball with the Presidents.
Constantly play concerts and sit in with my favorite bands to either mangle the lyrics in front of screaming fans or just jam on the cowbell!

Jammin' with some Latin musicians, them teaching me how to really play those congas.

Life here on Earth during the early years, just after the discovery of Fire.

Krupa, I do agree, Snarky being a trekkie gets two SHHHHHHAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIING's now. :P

But honestly, I am suprised nobody has mentioned it, but I personally would like to see a real battle of the spartans, not just 300 or the older movie, but the REAL battle of the spartans.

After that, I would like to appear behind hitler as he was rising to power, just so I could suckapunch him in the head one good time, before having the holodeck create an auctual batman episode where the holodeck uses information from the old comic books to create an origional episode, where I work alongside Mr. J and Harley Quinn trying to take out the caped crusader. (Yes I am a gaming comic book nerd )

*edit* double post, oops

I would love to program the Nightside. I really want to explore that place.

I would love to put myself into Jane Austin's worlds. See how things would turn out.

There are some fantasies I'm not about to share publicly.

Yes, there are too many options.

I would love my own holodeck.

a flowered filled gazebo, grapes and wine, conversation with Jesus and John Lennon.

Program in some damn musicians and have a drama free band. While I'm at it, throw in some of my favorite bands to share a stage with.

Some great cars and some fun locations to race them in.

Throw in a huge database of theme parks so I can ride roller coasters all day with no lines.