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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 49
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 07/26/09 09:35 AM
Yes I am going to feed the western striped chipmunks. They are not rodents. They are my freinds! And you're not gonna whine about it. Or I'm gonna lock you out of the porta pottys again when you get drunk. Ha ha ha ha! Lets go find us some bears....or even an elephant!!! ....don't joke about that. You haven't had a 500 pound black bear walk by and look at you in your tent yet. If you scream like you did at a freaking chipmunk to that bear- you may not have to worry about the rest of your vacation. Or anything else. I'm TELLING YOU NOW- DON'T SCREECH AT THE BEARS. Just set still and let it pass. You screech and it charges you- you're 100 pounds- he's 500 pounds. Whose gonna win? Its gonna be like a car drove over you and your tent. Crunch.

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Sun 07/26/09 09:37 AM
Bears???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 07/26/09 09:39 AM
<-----bbq on a bike??? ...nah, half manican in a road case. Brilliant! Then you can hang all your gear- helmet, roadcom, glasses, and etc on him.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 07/26/09 09:40 AM
Yes I am going to feed the western striped chipmunks. They are not rodents. They are my freinds! And you're not gonna whine about it. Or I'm gonna lock you out of the porta pottys again when you get drunk. Ha ha ha ha! Lets go find us some bears....or even an elephant!!! ....don't joke about that. You haven't had a 500 pound black bear walk by and look at you in your tent yet. If you scream like you did at a freaking chipmunk to that bear- you may not have to worry about the rest of your vacation. Or anything else. I'm TELLING YOU NOW- DON'T SCREECH AT THE BEARS. Just set still and let it pass. You screech and it charges you- you're 100 pounds- he's 500 pounds. Whose gonna win? Its gonna be like a car drove over you and your tent. Crunch. I grew up around black bears and brown bears......they like garbage. My earliest memories as a child was a bear trying to get into our house in a logging camp!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 07/26/09 09:40 AM
<-----bbq on a bike??? ...nah, half manican in a road case. Brilliant! Then you can hang all your gear- helmet, roadcom, glasses, and etc on him. Genius!!!!

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Sun 07/26/09 09:45 AM
blue oyster cult and elbow bandages..

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 07/26/09 09:45 AM
I love all the animals. Gonna go play with the white buffalo. I'm going to scratch the felt on the antlers of a reindeer whose rack is the size of a volkswagon. I'm gonna play with a cougar. I got a lot planned. I'm gonna feed the gypsy animal.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 07/26/09 09:47 AM
blue oyster cult and elbow bandages.. morning scotty!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 07/26/09 09:47 AM
I love all the animals. Gonna go play with the white buffalo. I'm going to scratch the felt on the antlers of a reindeer whose rack is the size of a volkswagon. I'm gonna play with a cougar. I got a lot planned. I'm gonna feed the gypsy animal. SHADOW AND SMOKEY LOVE YOU TOO!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 07/26/09 09:48 AM
<----biker feeding A FEROCIOUS ANIMAL!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 07/26/09 09:48 AM
How about a 16 foot crocodile? Reptile gardens is just down the street. Big snakes and spiders and lizards.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 07/26/09 09:50 AM
How about a 16 foot crocodile? Reptile gardens is just down the street. Big snakes and spiders and lizards. How about the WATER SLIDES!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 07/26/09 09:50 AM
How about a 16 foot crocodile? Reptile gardens is just down the street. Big snakes and spiders and lizards.

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Sun 07/26/09 09:51 AM
good morning..what are looking for in that pic? hi biker dont get too close to all these animals

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 07/26/09 09:51 AM
How about a 16 foot crocodile? Reptile gardens is just down the street. Big snakes and spiders and lizards. NO!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 07/26/09 09:52 AM
I can go to a waterpark anytime.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 07/26/09 09:53 AM
I can go to a waterpark anytime. YA BUT you dont!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 07/26/09 09:55 AM
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IM GETTING EXCITED AND NERVOUS ANDDDDDDDDDD ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ALL THAT AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 07/26/09 09:57 AM
I go surfing all the time on the surf machines at the mall of americas waterpark of america. I've been upside down in the 10 story tube slide. Now noone will ride with me because I made em all pee themselves screaming. Thankfully there's lots of chlorine in the water.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 07/26/09 09:58 AM
I go surfing all the time on the surf machines at the mall of americas waterpark of america. I've been upside down in the 10 story tube slide. Now noone will ride with me because I made em all pee themselves screaming. Thankfully there's lots of chlorine in the water. Awwwwwwwww you have a surfin machine in the mall???? Im going to pout now.....