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| Topic: Twitter on Mingle Part II | |
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Got up. Took a shower. Made oatmeal. Ate it. Washed my dishes. Now waiting for what the day has for me.
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Just another day in paradise here on Lawnguyland.
"Attention K-Mart shoppers, aisle six will be closed until further notice due to fornicating tortoises. They're a protected species and we cannot disturb them." |
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good morning, coffee and smokes for all who indulge.
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Have any beers? I get buzzed maybe once every couple of years. I'm thinking today might be that day.
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Have any beers? I get buzzed maybe once every couple of years. I'm thinking today might be that day. Sorry, maybe next year. |
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Have any beers? I get buzzed maybe once every couple of years. I'm thinking today might be that day. Sorry, maybe next year. That's alright. It's a bad idea anyway. I don't even like alcohol which is why I almost never drink it. |
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smoked a pack of Luckys---man they were good
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Have a headache. And I'm hungry...again. Need to find out my work schedule for the new week.
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Best. Description. EVER!! RT @nerdist Headed over to the Convention hall. NERDVANA AWAITS.
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Cooking for a bunch of teens. Thinking of you
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Whatcha cooking?
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Twittering that I'm amight confuzzled.
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Making salad sausage and rice green beans rolls teens smell funny
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I planted the last 16 plants today, mostly in the rain...it just had to be done! I was mud from head to toe! |
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Just woke up from mondo nap, no sleep last night.
Its 5:00 and sexy guy hasnt called yet. I hate when people dont confim the same day... grrrrr!! |
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Just woke up from mondo nap, no sleep last night. Its 5:00 and sexy guy hasnt called yet. I hate when people dont confim the same day... grrrrr!! I thought you were going somewhere for the weekend with Mr. Guy...or did I get that wrong?  |
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Ok, sexy guy just called.
Everythings cool, except he has a problem with his car insurance, and has to get it fixed before he comes to my small town, where he can get pulled over for nothing, and the cops beat you til your dead. Thats maybe what they should rename my town. Beatyoutilyourdeadville.. orr nodateland He says if he cant get the insurance today, hell see me tomorrow. GREEAAATTT!!!!! Love this crap. |
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Making salad sausage and rice green beans rolls teens smell funny Why do they smell funny? 
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Ok, sexy guy just called. Everythings cool, except he has a problem with his car insurance, and has to get it fixed before he comes to my small town, where he can get pulled over for nothing, and the cops beat you til your dead. Thats maybe what they should rename my town. Beatyoutilyourdeadville.. orr nodateland He says if he cant get the insurance today, hell see me tomorrow. GREEAAATTT!!!!! Love this crap. Girl! You're funny. Either or...he's coming to see you. Update is mandatory!
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Busy smelling an overload of estrogen and testosterone and fresh tatoo meat!
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