Ok...Here he is...

I find it odd that we women think that men are just as complicated as us. I don't mean the following statement in offence...MEN ARE SIMPLE. Seriously, the male psyche and the female psyche are on opposite sides of the scale.

A very good male friend of mine recently said,
"This is how we think ...FOOD ...SLEEP ...WORK ...SEX ...SHOWER... just maybe not in that order."

So to expect a man to have some magical power that allows him to read the mind of each and every female that he meet is absolutely absurd. We really can't answer the question of what a woman wants "in" a man with generalities becase each and every one of us wants something different.

Then there's the whole pre-historic genetic thing. Our minds (both men and women) are programed to look for specific physical features to correctly continue the human race. Women with wide hips for child-bearing....men who are tall and strong to provide for the family...

So when it's right...it's right. Things go "wrong" there's generally a good reason for it.

HAHAHahaha

Its a British thing

I'll show you my donger if you show me yer bangers

i thought bangers were like chicken or something? like bangers and mash?

Sounds familiar...lol

the dead are easier to manipulate

Wow. Perhaps you should check with a male friend who isn't a Neanderthal.

It means sausages

But thats not the meaning of the way i used it!

Find an urban dictionary because i would rather not end up like Bobbit!

ah yes, i get it now. lovely