Granted but for some reason you get to close to an airliner and are sucked into an engine causing the deaths of all on that flight.

I wish I could shape shift.

Get ya some airline tickets.

I wish it would rain.

For lionsbrew:
Granted...but then you remember all those times your mother told you that your face would freeze that way and realize she was right!

For rara:
Granted...but you realize that it's raining somewhere else and you need to be more specific!


I wish I had a big ol' can of motivation!

granted, but you arnt strong enough to remove the lid




i wish all my wishes went horribly wrong

And given that they were wishing for wrong-ness, they end up being incredibly right and you are overwhelmed with happiness and unable to make a wish again!

I wish I could teleport to my next out of town meeting instead of drive.

You're able to teleport yourself, but they send you with Bill, the office slacker. Your DNA becomes innertwined, and now he has one boob, and your remaining one is on your left arm..


I wish for something simple this time. I wish for a frozen Snicker's bar.

Granted- but on the way to the freezer you stub your toe (making the yummy treat even more of a reward for the effort!)

I wish I knew what I wanted to be when I grow up.

Granted. What you wish for sometimes isn`t what you want though.

I wish my french fries were done.

(((galendgirl)))

Your french fries cooked but you were out of ketchup!

((((((Hi rara!)))))


I wish I could help with that lack of ketchup thing!

Granted. Goes to the store and gets a bottle of Heinz Ketchup while Carley Simon sings Anticipation.


I wish galendgirl was here to help me eat some french fries.

But then she'd get fat and you'd want her to go away...

I wish I could find that Carley Simon CD (I know I had it once upon a time...I mean, what teenage girl didn't?)

In answer to the answer before the wish. I`m not that type of a man. I never have been nor will I ever be.I accept people for who they are, not their physical appearance. I had weight problems when I was younger, people used to laugh at me and make fun of me. They would chitt themselves when I would wizeazz them back and show them that I wasn`t taking their chitt.

Granted. The only way I have the song is on a "Greatest Hits" cd.

I wish people would accept people for who they are, not what they look like.

You get your wish, cuz we all turn purple, and either shrink or grow to 5'8, and 165 lbs. Every flippin one of us.


I wish we'd be blue instead of purple.

You all turn blue like you want, but that is suddenly the fashion OUT color LOLOLOL and nobody likes you all lololol (Yeah like I would know about fashion...lolol)

I wish I wish I felt better right now.

Granted. Doesn`t laughing at my t-shirt make you feel a little bit better?

I wish we all could have a mingle meet.

Granted, but we'd find out that there is no venue large enough for all of those that got along splendidly and it would be hard to dance!


I wish I could magic away the upcoming difficult week at work.

Granted. Bill, the office slacker, is on the job, and your project is half-way done now. It won't be 3 weeks till you find his errors..


I wish for a week full 10 hour days.
(I work 4x10, if there's enough..)

Granted...until you are wishing there would be SOME time to take a stinkin' vacation cuz you've had so much work for so long!

I wish I was better at remembering names.

Granted. Just associate their first name with the letter it starts with and an object that starts with the same letter.


I wish for a jelly jar full of Smuckers Mixed Fruit Jelly..

Granted...enjoys the jelly until finding something crunchy in it! (EWWW!)

I wish I knew what I wanted to be when I grew up!