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Granted but after your wish is granted you remember that 25 was a horrible year and are forced to relive all the tragedies of the year.
I wish my dog wouldnt drink from the toilet. |
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Your wish is granted after the medicine cabinet falls on your pooches head, causing it severe injuries requiring the "Cone of Embarrassment".
I wish I could find 2 friends I lost contact with from Germany. |
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granted, but they become your best friends and one steals your wife and the other syeals your money.
i wish i was dead, no hell, no heaven, just dead |
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Your wish will be granted on the night of your 78th birthday when you find out you win $5 million in the World Lottery game.
I wish they all could be California girls. |
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They're NOW all california girls, but they used to be guys!
 I wish I had all my work done and could go home! |
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Granted that is until you get home and find a new email containing the stuff to do more projects from home.
I wish i could fly. |
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Granted, but you only have one wing...
I wish for a beautiful new home! |
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Granted but as soon as you move all your stuff in the earth is destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass.
I wish I still had a copy of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. |
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You got it, but it's in a foreign language that you can't understand how to read.
I wish I had my novel published! |
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Granted but it gets banned in every country worldwide.
Wish I had someone to inspire me. |
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Granted, but he's a little old garden gnome that comes and talks to only you at night!
I wish my creativity would make a difference to people! |
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Your creativity does make a difference. But just to guys on Death Row that use your cover picture from your novel for illicit deeds.
I wish it would snow here in July. |
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The DEA busted you for "snow" possession.
I wish I had another drum set. |
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Granted, but u do realise the neighbours will hate u and start a vendetta against u!
I wish i lived in a lovely house with a lovely view. |
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Granted. but you know I`m your next door neighbor, and i like to practice at 3 in the morning.
  I wish I had a yahct |
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Granted but it lays sunken at the bottom of the arctic sea.
I wish I could be a movie star. |
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Granted but then you couldn't mingle, shop, or go out in public without hoards of people around you...
I wish I had a clue! |
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Edited by
directandwrite
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Sat 07/25/09 09:27 PM
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Done deal, but next month you'll be accused of being the father of Britney Spears's newest addition and will start getting jealous threats from K-Fed!!!
I wish I was taller! LOLOL! Sorry Galen that one was for lionsbrew.... |
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Granted but then you couldn't mingle, shop, or go out in public without hoards of people around you... I wish I had a clue! You have a clue, but you still don't know who killed professor plum in the study! I wish I had a dream come true!!! |
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But sadly you discovered it was the dream about the flesh-eating zombie that was gnawing on your leg!
I wish I could fly. |
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