Topic: You can pick your nose but...
Dan99's photo
Fri 07/24/09 05:39 PM

Oh noes! I'm a freak my nipples are more than nine inches apart!!!!tears




No, you have a faulty ruler.

lonetar25's photo
Fri 07/24/09 05:40 PM

Oh noes! I'm a freak my nipples are more than nine inches apart!!!!tears


join the gang slaphead

Dan99's photo
Fri 07/24/09 05:41 PM

dAN, i`m tempted to paste your pic into Sunny n Fears picture house
with the rest of the FAIL PICS


Go for it. Except the irony will be when it is totally unfunny, and you will be the one failing..


fullmoonfairy's photo
Fri 07/24/09 05:41 PM
The Congo


Rats...I'm not there. I'm here. So now what?

Dan99's photo
Fri 07/24/09 05:42 PM

The Congo


Rats...I'm not there. I'm here. So now what?


Think outside the box.

Not in the box, or around the box, but outside the box.




fullmoonfairy's photo
Fri 07/24/09 05:43 PM


The Congo


Rats...I'm not there. I'm here. So now what?


Think outside the box.

Not in the box, or around the box, but outside the box.






Honey, if I ordered a pygmy now, it would take about 5-8 business days for the box to get here.

Dan99's photo
Fri 07/24/09 05:45 PM



The Congo


Rats...I'm not there. I'm here. So now what?


Think outside the box.

Not in the box, or around the box, but outside the box.






Honey, if I ordered a pygmy now, it would take about 5-8 business days for the box to get here.


Why are you so desperate to measure a pygmy's nips?! Why the hurry?

You are very weird.

lonetar25's photo
Fri 07/24/09 05:46 PM
and you`d be dissapointed when the box arived only containing dans failed mathmatical equasions

fullmoonfairy's photo
Fri 07/24/09 05:47 PM

and you`d be dissapointed when the box arived only containing dans failed mathmatical equasions


Right...and then I will have to send the box back and pay for shipping because I opened it. Plus the pygmy might not wanna go back to where he came from.

fullmoonfairy's photo
Fri 07/24/09 05:47 PM




The Congo


Rats...I'm not there. I'm here. So now what?


Think outside the box.

Not in the box, or around the box, but outside the box.






Honey, if I ordered a pygmy now, it would take about 5-8 business days for the box to get here.


Why are you so desperate to measure a pygmy's nips?! Why the hurry?

You are very weird.


Because I have OCD and ADHD. I'm very impatient and need instant results. I simply do NOT have the time to wait around. *tap tap tap*

Dan99's photo
Fri 07/24/09 05:50 PM


and you`d be dissapointed when the box arived only containing dans failed mathmatical equasions


Right...and then I will have to send the box back and pay for shipping because I opened it. Plus the pygmy might not wanna go back to where he came from.


YOu cannot return pygmies once you have taken them out of the box. It is against Congo laws which are supported internationally through The UN.

My equations do come with all pygmies, they are tattooed all over their backs, so to avoid any pygmies being dispatched without the correct information.


lonetar25's photo
Fri 07/24/09 05:51 PM
dan, i`m ringing those 118 guys, if they both have the suggested gap, then i`ll let you have this one

Dan99's photo
Fri 07/24/09 05:51 PM





The Congo


Rats...I'm not there. I'm here. So now what?


Think outside the box.

Not in the box, or around the box, but outside the box.






Honey, if I ordered a pygmy now, it would take about 5-8 business days for the box to get here.


Why are you so desperate to measure a pygmy's nips?! Why the hurry?

You are very weird.


Because I have OCD and ADHD. I'm very impatient and need instant results. I simply do NOT have the time to wait around. *tap tap tap*


Just play some ACDC and tap along to that while you wait.


Dan99's photo
Fri 07/24/09 05:52 PM

dan, i`m ringing those 118 guys, if they both have the suggested gap, then i`ll let you have this one


OK, do you have their number?

lionsbrew's photo
Fri 07/24/09 05:55 PM


Oh noes! I'm a freak my nipples are more than nine inches apart!!!!tears




No, you have a faulty ruler.

I used a tape measure and it seems to be working when I measure other things.spock

fullmoonfairy's photo
Fri 07/24/09 05:55 PM


dan, i`m ringing those 118 guys, if they both have the suggested gap, then i`ll let you have this one


OK, do you have their number?


I do, I do!!!....oh...uhm...ahem...yeah...no, uhm...I kinda don't. blushing

Dan99's photo
Fri 07/24/09 05:58 PM



Oh noes! I'm a freak my nipples are more than nine inches apart!!!!tears




No, you have a faulty ruler.

I used a tape measure and it seems to be working when I measure other things.spock



You probably have big areolas and are measuring the wrong part of the nipple then.

lonetar25's photo
Fri 07/24/09 06:02 PM
well they share a pair of nipples, so they say it depends how close they stand together
im ringing "migits r us" now, they`re a security gaurd company, so they should have varying sizes of beefcake mini me`s

cabot's photo
Fri 07/24/09 06:08 PM
Ok, My nipples are 9 inches apart! Excited they close to 7 Inches (Implants), but my dogs nipples are like 4 inches apart. where does it end?frustrated laugh

lionsbrew's photo
Fri 07/24/09 06:11 PM
The closest distance in between my nipples is still more than 9 inches.
I'm a freak I knew it!tears