I did, he pissed me off.

why are antilopes called antilopes?

Don't TELL people that you did it! Isn't that part of the 'getting away with murder' bit? Sheesh, what are we gonna do with you Fear

Chris...I'm not sure. I wasn't a witness but we should go on a super sleuth mission and find out!

Ha! You'll never find the body!

The English word "antelope" first appears in 1417 and is derived from the Old French antelop, itself derived from Medieval Latin ant(h)alopus, which in turn comes from the Byzantine Greek word anthólops, first attested in Eustathius of Antioch (c.336), according to whom it was a fabulous animal "haunting the banks of the Euphrates, very savage, hard to catch and having long saw-like horns capable of cutting down trees".[2] It perhaps derives from Greek anthos (flower) and ops (eye), perhaps meaning "beautiful eye" or alluding to the animals long eyelashes; however this may be a later folk etymology. The word talopus and calopus, from Latin, came to be used in heraldry. In 1607 it was first used for living, cervine animal.


^^^Stolen from Wiki...but I suspect horse and deer were already taken and some drunk guys were sitting around one night laughing at them and decided they kinda loped ... Thus, antelope

Ahhh...America, only place you can get drunk, make up a word...and have it used hundreds of years later while you are rolling in your grave from laughter.

i thought it was cos they`re against going to another country to get married

how many fruit pastelles does it take to choke a kestrel?

MMM fruit pastelles. You know I miss those. I used to always have a pack in my purse...and them mint candies too. I miss England.

You against it? I think it's the best way to do marriage. Other than that I'd not be interested.

Kestrals...I'd think 3 should do it. But they are pretty birds. Not like pigeons. We should feed them pastelles.

did you realy get my anti elope joke?

thought not

i think pigeons are satans little helpers

and we should feed them bicarbonate of soda, and then watch the
pigeon firework display

No I get the joke, it's why I won't eat cantaloupe. Goes against my beliefs

I agree about pigeons. My old flatmate and I would play pigeon kicking while waiting for the Tube at Canary Wharf

G'night fellas, play nice

This place has gotten weird.

When was it NOT weird? Geez J

hey there beautifull

hows gee.. school

Hello sweety, school's been crazy and I started my job today. THAT was nuts.

How are you?

That's me? Wicked!

I made you into a modern day high elf blonde

In case you always wondered how you would look like with blonde hair, well there you go!

Yea I always did wonder...I love it, looks so cool. Thanks so much hun