(My dream is for George Thorogood to sing this one)

Gingerale, coke,
lemon and lime
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9 7 4 9
Iced Coffee with milk,
no sugar for me.
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3 7 6 3
Used to drink Yoohoo
but can't seem to hold it,
Once owned a Ford Falcon
but somebody 'stoled' it!!!

Leave me alone, just let me be, Leave me alone....

My father is cool,
he trims up the hedges
Mom's kind of smooth
but rough 'round the edges.
Once found a shell
put it to my ear,
all that I heard
was a-guzzling beer
A-guzzling Beer,
not what I expected
had me a Mexican
but soon he defected!!!!
Looked for him everywhere
thought he was nappin'
But he hit the pavement
Hirotchees were slappin
Someone told me
he's back in Borrero
afryin' up churros
in a fancy sombrero!!!

Just Leave me alone, Just Let me be, Leave me alone...

Dined on raw fish
with a guido beguiled
till he told me he'd die
before having my child
Excuse me, I told him,
I think you are mistaken
I would rather have triplets
by sexy Clay Aiken
been burned before,
but I'm still kind of shocky
Swallowed my pride
and swore off the Saki!!!!

Just Leave me alone, just let me be free, Leave me alone..

Low and behold
a dude who says “Schmatza”
unorthodox fella
who can't stomach matzah
A head full of curls
and a nice Hebrew diction,
believes in his heart
Aliens are nonfiction.
He ain’t into me,
prefers to be single
I made sure my milk
and his meat didn't mingle!!!!

Leave me alone, Just let me be free, leave me alone...

Stopped at the Quickchek
to get me a bite
met up with 'ol Manny
who put up a fight
mountain of misery~
terrble liar
asked for a bik
and he gave me a tire
Flattened but patched
my heart wasn't aching
I think it's a sign
that the thing was worth breaking!!!!

Just Leave me alone, let me be free, leave me alone...

The back roads to Red Bank are bumpy and narrow
hard on the bones but good for the marrow
I looked at the clouds, shook out the lining
can't see the forest for all of my pining.
Ironic that shells echo the sea
when the old man batters them mercilessly?

Mets vs. Yankees
what can I say?
wanted for nothing
nothing got in my way
Got up to stretch,
winked at the thug
throws fits like a pitcher
but catches my hug.

We barked at each other
all night and all day
he told me to sit
I begged him to stay

He warned that he'd leave me
took off like Ty Cobb
he can't be convicted
and he thinks I'm a slob!!!

Just Leave me alone, let me be free, leave me alone...

Then I met Jesus
the last one I thought
would enter my life
for I thought all was naught

He cleaned up my soul
You would not even know me
Carried my grief
Though He never did owe me

The word says I am free
that I don't need to fear now
that all things are new
and that's good to hear now

Gingerale, coke, lemon and lime.
I am doin alright since he paid off my fine'
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cellphone's gone missing but He let me go free.

COOL!

Cool and funny.