Good teeth
No bad breath
No B.O.
No back hair
Hair can't be longer than mine
CANNOT TOUCH ME WITH THEIR FEET...Don't ask me why but I HATE feet

I don't mind hair as long as it's not coming out their nose or ears...

he mustn't like me initially. or if he did, he musn't show it.

that's way too easy .

veins

I nixed one gentleman because he had long, black hair across the bridge of his nose...as well as a fine mustache and beard. On meeting, it initially fascinated me...couldn't quit staring at his nose. Almost reminiscent of a werewolf, you know?

Wouldn't have bothered me so much, but once he noticed me staring, he suddenly began apologizing for not shaving it. "I usually only shave my nose on Tuesdays for bowling night. I forgot since this is Friday!" My comment? "Ya mean you will shave your nose for your bowling buddies, but not for the first meeting of a potential love interest???"

Yeah, weird body hair...beyond the chest, back, etc.

I've noticed that the physical things I think will bother me I don't even notice once I become enamoured with who they are. But there are plenty of things that will keep me from falling for someone.

If you're rude to the server, you're out. If you can't be silly and you can't laugh at a stupid joke, you're out. If you're intolerant of other people, you're out.

is not liking hair protruding from the nose and ears intolerant?

I suppose it could be strictly interpreted that way. However I meant you have to be able to tolerate differences in people.. not necessarily even like them, just accept them without getting all bent out of shape.

Women with mustaches and Beards

and beyond tolerance... allowing. Except for the hairy nose and ear thing.

when i think if hangups i think of that chromeo song..

MOMMA'S BOY!!

;p

A bigger knife than me...err...

Just because you allow it doesn't me you can't nix somebody from your intimacy list because of it.

I have my own limits and guidelines. Like my profile says.... conjoined twins are out and you really really really have to be a woman. There's no wiggle room here.

this woman, while we were eating at a japanese restaurant, started talking about her son getting butt worms, and was asking if i knew anything about medicine that would get rid of these........well, i was eating rice at the time, and lost my appetite needless to say, and i said that yes, there is medicine, and it will help. i had everything put in a doggie bag, and sat there while she finnished her meal, and i tried to change the subject matter to no avail.........

i have a strong stomach, but i could have done without that.

:laugh yeah opposite sex is important to me too. What if the twins arn't conjoined..?

I'm a man. Duh.

doh
how silly of me

Ok, the list: Ghetto-speak, unibrow, hairy back, poor grammar (a big turnoff), rude to wait staff, undressing me with his eyes in a lewd fasion, bad driving, body odor, bad breath, talks trash about the mother of his children, brags about his sexual conquests, asks when he can get me in bed (on the first date), asks for money, non stop compliments of the nauseating hallmark kind (please don't tell me I complete you!) Obvious lies, poor manners, loud mouth, vulgarity, lascivious remarks in public. Beer gut and doesn't mind who knows it! No fashion sense, Old Spice. LOL I really could go on.

"I'd like "Things I Love about Men" for 1000, Alex..." Next thread.

He has to be able to formulate a sentence.

What, that's not weird?