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What does a tin roof and a vagina have in common?
If you don't nail them often they'll wind up over at the neighbors house.... |
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What does a tin roof and a vagina have in common? If you don't nail them often they'll wind up over at the neighbors house.... Oooh, I like this one!  
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A piece of rope goes into a bar and the barman says
"Get Out. I don't serve ropes in here!" A couple of days later, the rope, looking rather dishevelled comes in again. The barman once again says, "Get out! I don't serve ropes in here!" The dishevelled rope replies, "I'm not a rope, I'm a frayed knot!"  
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What does a tin roof and a vagina have in common? If you don't nail them often they'll wind up over at the neighbors house.... 
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ok ok ok ok ok... so this neutron walks into a bar and asks 'how much does a drink cost here?' the bartender looks up at him and says 'for you? no charge.' 
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ok ok ok ok
so renee decartes walks into a bar and the bartender offers a drink to which decares responds 'i think not' so he disappeared!
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ok ok ok ok
so renee decartes walks into a bar and the bartender offers a drink to which decares responds 'i think not' so he disappeared!
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A mushroom walks into a bar and starts doing shots and the bartender says you seem like a fun guy.
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2 men walk into a bar you think one of them would have seen it
a man walks into a bar and says "ouch" |
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I thought i had two arseholes because everytime i walked into the bar with two of my friends, someone would say 'there is that good looking bloke with the two arseholes'.
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Edited by
IntelligentDesigner
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Mon 07/20/09 03:11 PM
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a guy walks into a bar...
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Edited by
Pink_lady
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Mon 07/20/09 03:14 PM
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"2 fat guys sitting at a bar....one says to the other, "your round" ...the other says "u aint so skinny either ya cheeky git!"
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I walked into a bar Saturday evening. Was really painful.
It was an Iron bar! 
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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks 'why the long face?' http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2832188/seth_macfarlanes_cavalcade_of_cartoon_comedy_exclusive_movie_trailer/ |
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I'd rather have this bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
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no you say am going to tell you a joke an eglish,irish an scottishman walk into a bar the bar man says is this a joke lol.
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clever |
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A bar walks into a man. Oops, wrong frame of reference.
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?" And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around." |
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