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I just got this funny message on facebook, from a friend of a friend (whom I don't know). It said....."Dang, we need to hook up". I replied back with a little sarcasm and then added in the fact that it had been so long since someone flirted with me, I didn't even know what it was. Then I realized something............I'm not even using my own picture on facebook. It's a picture of an ape from our zoo trip! This guy (since he's not my facebook friend) would only have the opportunity to see that one picture, none of my others. So now I realize the guy was being sarcastic himself.....and I, the ultimate dork, just said something stupid yet again. Got my laugh for the day.......but a little red in the cheeks...  What have you done dorky today?  My car was stolen by a local woman that I met on here with Mutual Match I thought it was a motorcycle  The car happened today
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What did I do dorky today?? Sit down, this will take some time. Yesterday, I got off work really early, about 1 pm. Around 3:30, I decided to nap, and woke up at 10 pm. No biggie. I went back to bed at 6 am, and woke again at 9:30. Went to the bathroom, and then knowing I was late for work, ran outside to start my truck..in just a t-shirt, and my boxers.. I didn't say I was awake, did I? Two steps out the door, the cool breeze hits my.... and I realize the goof, and turn around quickly. Then I hear the woman cook at the restaurant across the street wolf-whistle me.. Damn, I thought I was safe.. BTW, today is my SATURDAY.. No work..   Got caught outside without your skivvies! And on your day off! I think this qualifies you for dorkhood. Here's your t-shirt. |
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<------ It's so weird but whenever I change my pic to THIS...I get tons of email!!!
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Yeah, people reply to this hooker all the time in my pics.
O wait, thats me! 
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Edited by
heathersaysgobucks
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Fri 07/17/09 07:56 PM
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Update: He replied back and said "Yea! That's a good pic". I sent this........"I know right? It's my best angle. The others make me look frumpy".  Holy cow! If I was a man and I had a woman that could play it off like you, I'd marry you! You are hilarious and witty! I am loving it! Awwww thanks! You're too kind! |
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I just got this funny message on facebook, from a friend of a friend (whom I don't know). It said....."Dang, we need to hook up". I replied back with a little sarcasm and then added in the fact that it had been so long since someone flirted with me, I didn't even know what it was. Then I realized something............I'm not even using my own picture on facebook. It's a picture of an ape from our zoo trip! This guy (since he's not my facebook friend) would only have the opportunity to see that one picture, none of my others. So now I realize the guy was being sarcastic himself.....and I, the ultimate dork, just said something stupid yet again. Got my laugh for the day.......but a little red in the cheeks... What have you done dorky today? My car was stolen by a local woman that I met on here with Mutual Match I thought it was a motorcycle The car happened today Wow, you have the worst luck...sorry buddy 
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<------ It's so weird but whenever I change my pic to THIS...I get tons of email!!! Seriously, why is that? My foot gets more email than all my other stuff combined! |
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<------ It's so weird but whenever I change my pic to THIS...I get tons of email!!! Seriously, why is that? My foot gets more email than all my other stuff combined! It must be cuz they think I git "jiggly" wit it! 
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It must be cuz they think I git "jiggly" wit it!  It is a very fetching jiggler. I bet the dorks really love it!
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Yeah, people reply to this hooker all the time in my pics. O wait, thats me!  More fishing talk!
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I just got this funny message on facebook, from a friend of a friend (whom I don't know). It said....."Dang, we need to hook up". I replied back with a little sarcasm and then added in the fact that it had been so long since someone flirted with me, I didn't even know what it was. Then I realized something............I'm not even using my own picture on facebook. It's a picture of an ape from our zoo trip! This guy (since he's not my facebook friend) would only have the opportunity to see that one picture, none of my others. So now I realize the guy was being sarcastic himself.....and I, the ultimate dork, just said something stupid yet again. Got my laugh for the day.......but a little red in the cheeks... What have you done dorky today? YOU!?!?!?! A DORK?!?!?! The HELL you say!!! 
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YOU!?!?!?! A DORK?!?!?! The HELL you say!!! I shocked you, didn't I? The last person on earth you would expect to do something dorky..... 
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YOU!?!?!?! A DORK?!?!?! The HELL you say!!! I shocked you, didn't I? The last person on earth you would expect to do something dorky..... Totally!!! After all those emails I would have NEVER expected something like that from you. Nice cover though.....lmao |
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I just got this funny message on facebook, from a friend of a friend (whom I don't know). It said....."Dang, we need to hook up". I replied back with a little sarcasm and then added in the fact that it had been so long since someone flirted with me, I didn't even know what it was. Then I realized something............I'm not even using my own picture on facebook. It's a picture of an ape from our zoo trip! This guy (since he's not my facebook friend) would only have the opportunity to see that one picture, none of my others. So now I realize the guy was being sarcastic himself.....and I, the ultimate dork, just said something stupid yet again. Got my laugh for the day.......but a little red in the cheeks... What have you done dorky today? My car was stolen by a local woman that I met on here with Mutual Match I thought it was a motorcycle The car happened today Wow, you have the worst luck...sorry buddy
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Well, I'm off to bed. Want to be rested up for a party tomorrow....some kind of Luau deal. I'm sure I won't look a bit dorky in my grass skirt. Hey, maybe I'll get lei'd.....
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Edited by
earthytaurus76
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Fri 07/17/09 08:21 PM
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Yeah, people reply to this hooker all the time in my pics. O wait, thats me! More fishing talk! O yeah, reels em right in..  OOH OOH! PICK ME! PICK ME!! So hard to get a man.. sniff.. What will I do with these looks? *hangs head* |
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Well, I'm off to bed. Want to be rested up for a party tomorrow....some kind of Luau deal. I'm sure I won't look a bit dorky in my grass skirt. Hey, maybe I'll get lei'd..... Have fun Heather
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Yeah, people reply to this hooker all the time in my pics. O wait, thats me! More fishing talk! O yeah, reels em right in.. OOH OOH! PICK ME! PICK ME!! So hard to get a man.. sniff.. What will I do with these looks? *hangs head* Your beautiful! I'm sure you reel 'em in with ease. |
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