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Pssssst! Heather! Watch out for TxsSun!  Dear beautiful mods, This is not a sex thread. I repeat, not a sex thread. Your payoff money is in the mail. Sincerely, The Dork 
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Update: He replied back and said "Yea! That's a good pic". I sent this........"I know right? It's my best angle. The others make me look frumpy".   You crack me up Heather
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I'm cool all the way to the bone...
 I would neeeeeeever do anything dorky...
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Update: He replied back and said "Yea! That's a good pic". I sent this........"I know right? It's my best angle. The others make me look frumpy". That is smooth beyond words!!! You are the man (er, I mean, oh you know)! |
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Update: He replied back and said "Yea! That's a good pic". I sent this........"I know right? It's my best angle. The others make me look frumpy". Holy cow! If I was a man and I had a woman that could play it off like you, I'd marry you! You are hilarious and witty! I am loving it!
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I'm cool all the way to the bone... I would neeeeeeever do anything dorky... I'm willing to bet there's a dork story in your past somewhere! |
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I'm cool all the way to the bone... I would neeeeeeever do anything dorky... I'm willing to bet there's a dork story in your past somewhere! Are you kidding me? There are lots of them
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Well you know.......you have to make the best of a dorky situation. Since Robert suggested it.....I had to run with it.
I hope this guy is not on mingle. |
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I'm cool all the way to the bone... I would neeeeeeever do anything dorky... I'm willing to bet there's a dork story in your past somewhere! Are you kidding me? There are lots of them Stop it! You'll blow my cover! Just hope Krupa doesn't see this!
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Oh Krupa Where are you????
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I'm still waiting on all you people's dorky stories. That way, I can look better.....
And thanks for making me feel better! |
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I just got this funny message on facebook, from a friend of a friend (whom I don't know). It said....."Dang, we need to hook up". I replied back with a little sarcasm and then added in the fact that it had been so long since someone flirted with me, I didn't even know what it was. Then I realized something............I'm not even using my own picture on facebook. It's a picture of an ape from our zoo trip! This guy (since he's not my facebook friend) would only have the opportunity to see that one picture, none of my others. So now I realize the guy was being sarcastic himself.....and I, the ultimate dork, just said something stupid yet again. Got my laugh for the day.......but a little red in the cheeks... What have you done dorky today?  My car was stolen by a local woman that I met on here with Mutual Match
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My car was stolen by a local woman that I met on here with Mutual Match Yikes! Talk about a deal breaker! |
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I just got this funny message on facebook, from a friend of a friend (whom I don't know). It said....."Dang, we need to hook up". I replied back with a little sarcasm and then added in the fact that it had been so long since someone flirted with me, I didn't even know what it was. Then I realized something............I'm not even using my own picture on facebook. It's a picture of an ape from our zoo trip! This guy (since he's not my facebook friend) would only have the opportunity to see that one picture, none of my others. So now I realize the guy was being sarcastic himself.....and I, the ultimate dork, just said something stupid yet again. Got my laugh for the day.......but a little red in the cheeks... What have you done dorky today? My car was stolen by a local woman that I met on here with Mutual Match I thought it was a motorcycle 
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I'm still waiting on all you people's dorky stories. That way, I can look better..... And thanks for making me feel better! Hmmm...weeeeeell, there might be a recessive dorkytude gene that runs in my family... Back in the day, a guy asked my Grandma where the nearest Five & Dime store was & without thinking she said "I'm not sure...but there's a Penney's just down the street!"  True Story!
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My car was stolen by a local woman that I met on here with Mutual Match Yikes! Talk about a deal breaker!  and a heartbreaker
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LMFAO
That is too funny T |
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I'm still waiting on all you people's dorky stories. That way, I can look better..... And thanks for making me feel better! Hmmm...weeeeeell, there might be a recessive dorkytude gene that runs in my family... Back in the day, a guy asked my Grandma where the nearest Five & Dime store was & without thinking she said "I'm not sure...but there's a Penney's just down the street!" True Story! cute!
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Update: He replied back and said "Yea! That's a good pic". I sent this........"I know right? It's my best angle. The others make me look frumpy". That is smooth beyond words!!! You are the man (er, I mean, oh you know)! I think the ape could be a woman....I don't see any dangly things. There have been more emails back and forth....pertaining to the grass the ape was eating in the picture. This could go south very very quickly.....
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What did I do dorky today?? Sit down, this will take some time.
Yesterday, I got off work really early, about 1 pm. Around 3:30, I decided to nap, and woke up at 10 pm. No biggie. I went back to bed at 6 am, and woke again at 9:30. Went to the bathroom, and then knowing I was late for work, ran outside to start my truck..in just a t-shirt, and my boxers.. I didn't say I was awake, did I? Two steps out the door, the cool breeze hits my.... and I realize the goof, and turn around quickly. Then I hear the woman cook at the restaurant across the street wolf-whistle me.. Damn, I thought I was safe.. BTW, today is my SATURDAY.. No work..  
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