So I can figure out how to end the one I am in that I thought I "broke off" 4 months ago

LMAO. Some people just can't get a clue :P

Dig a hole in the backyard, then invite her over for dinner...

Herpes...works every time.

You could set a date to get married and email her you changed your mind at the last minute like that waco basketball player. Course he paid her a boat load of money for the ditch.

Umm well, I rejcted him, and broke it off,

*heeee relapsed on drugs...

*stole his bosses rv,

*was caught pulling out with a crack w**** with him, and some crackhead..

*hee ran..

*left the camper stripped,

*and destroyed on the inside..

*Broke into his job, stole equipment, and thousands of dollars from the safe.

*Then he called me 2 days later, after his boss told me what happened, and asked to see me. I said no

*He showed up at my house, and walked in on his own.

*He then started calling me from the mental iinstitution telling me he was getting the help I said he needed.

*Usually called me 5 times from there before 8 am

*wondered why I didnt want to be with him.

uhhhh yeah that was it.. There should be some after school spcial about a guy like that.

I knew I liked you

why dig a hole wen shes the main course.

dude

i aint eatin that any more

u can aways say ur gay! with a smile and then u wount b lien. til she tells u to prove it.

man major back fire.

i had to yell it to her a foot away before she got the point, many times. lol

man some poeple r dence. i would have sworn she had ear plugs in. hello

Well I happened to say to a redheaded ex once, that survivor was completely fake and silly, then she proceeded to threaten me with a steak knife. And she wasn't kidding in any way, shape or form. So yea, I apologized for my comment, left abruptly, moved from where I was living, and never talked to her again.

So yea, threaten em with a steak knife works!

just nuke her then u know she aint comin back.

nukin her would be messy tho

my friend's ex was severely bipolar and off her meds. they broke up and she flipped out and kicked his *** .

a woman that i had been going out with, invited me over to help her figure out what she was going to wear that evening....i gave a suggestion, and i said where are we going, and she said she was going to meet her new boyfriend, and thanked me for helping her pick the right combination, it was perfect! she kissed me on the cheek, and asked why i looked like i got a funny look on my face.....well, my look got even more odd, of-course, for stunned people usually act that way....this girl had not only no concience, but no clue about dating either.....i walked out of her place stunned to say the least, and went to Church St Station to get the weirdness out of my system on how i felt....kinda sick, but more stunned...........i heard her date beat the hell out of her that night through the grapevine. i wonder what happened........very strange, surreal.


later, i had another date go around biting people at a nightclub, within five minutes of arrival.... the owner approached me and said i have to take her out of there, and i said she was her own person, and i'm not into controlling people, especially wanna-be vampires that have the appearance of a yuppy, that wear pink angora sweaters... go figure...they brought her to me kicking and screaming like a child, and the bouncers, me and her, all went down the stairs to the street, and as soon as she got to the street, was normal again! i drove her home without a word........what would, could....one say?

TURTLES

How do you pick up these women?

reptilian aliens took my GF