100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 47 | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
Hey its just a little pill. Hey it won't make you ill hey you gonna run all the way home with da doo run run runs da doo run runs.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
When I see biker........Im going to kick his azzzzzzzz!!!  Kick it carefully ... STUFF might fall out WHOA   
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Biker.......are you trying to tell me your full of ****?
 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Easy lax my a$$! Should be called kryptonite colon cleaner. KAPOW!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ow........my anus.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
<----passes biker the bum cream!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Keep your anus clean! Or you will get fungus in it
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ow........my anus. Holy WHOLE , Batman ... I think I see URANUS
|
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
Beachfarmer
on
Wed 07/15/09 11:46 AM
|
|
Dear Diary,
"All things must pass". ...but those "Zen" laxitives rarely work these days. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ow........my anus. Holy WHOLE , Batman ... I think I see URANUS Holey BATFVCK BUTTMAN!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ok kids..........and she is
OFF!!! 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
yeah SHE'S OFF alrighty ..
  
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Dear Journal .... 9 minutes til my WEEKLY con call begins
 ... ( then fake coughing , back out slowly HEAD HOME .. perfect ) Later
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Butt I feel better.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
MirrorMirror
on
Wed 07/15/09 10:36 PM
|
 Dear Diary,  Tina stormed out of our apartment and I haven't seen her in two hours. I wish her ex wouldn't get her so upset.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Dear Diary Loving you Isnt the right thing to do How can I ever change things That I feel If I could Maybe Id give you my world How can i When you wont take it from me You can go your own way Go your own way You an call it Another lonely day You can go your own way Go your own way Tell me why Everything turned around Packing up Shacking up is all you wanna do If I could Baby Id give you my world Open up Everythings waiting for you You can go your own way Go your own way You an call it Another lonely day You can go your own way Go your own way |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
omgggggggggggggggggggggggggg my brain is going to fall off!!!!
 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Like it hasn't already done that.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Like it hasn't already done that.  <-----gets out the chinese fighting stars!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
<-------- gets out the banana creme pies and the celery
It's on now, cottage-cheese thighs!
|
|
|
|
|
